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Astro alerts

Dead cook group. I joined for £30 and the first thing I see is some guy called vesk wanking in general vc with his cock out. I asked psb to ban him but he banned me instead.
Astro alerts has the most gay members
by Swanzplug aka mohzart May 27, 2022
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Missheard Alert

When you're alerted by a false alarm or anything false.
Them : Did someone just mention there's an Amber Alert right now?

Us: No , that was a Missheard Alert.
by Misty Partly Cloudy June 5, 2022
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Heard Alert

Used when your crazy ex-girlfriend walks into the room
I was sitting at the bar having a drink with my friend and he says “Heard Alert”. I turned around to look and my crazy ex-girlfriend was there.
by georgie bear June 19, 2022
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nixle alert

When you’ve been in too many toxic relationships, causing your radar to be off. You can’t tell if a new person in your life is going to be crazy or not. You can’t see red flags or problems that this person has. One must reach out to their friends and loved ones and request a nixle alert. If this new person raises a nixle alert, run. Nixles are not good, nixle alerts save lives.
You: Yo man I met this girl the other night. She has a neck tattoo and would not stop talking about her ex! Is she nixle?

Friend: Full blown nixle alert! Bro you gotta get out of there! Lose her number!
by Dafunk June 20, 2022
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Bag alert

A bag alert is used as a term to define the top tier moment of buying a bag of burritos, specifically from Brahms.
Hey Karsten, bag alert? Yea lets go get burritos!
by Zack Coleman September 26, 2022
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Crush alert

An alert said by people to tell that someone likes or is attracted to someone, but they don't like them back.
Kate: "I like... Cody."
Ana: "CRUSH ALERT!".
*Everyone gasps*
by tridentlve 🔱 December 4, 2022
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Jehovah alert

The alarm you sound to your entire family when you see Jehovah's witnesses walking up to your door. You need to find cover under the nearest bed, table or behind a curtain. They will be trying your doors and looking in your back windows. GET HELP AS SOON AS POSSIBLE and keep all lights off. Good luck.
JEHOVAH ALERT
HIDE RIGHT FUVKING NOW
by QeQ January 1, 2023
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