July 1st

National buy your boyfriend a McDonald’s day!

Surprise the man in your life with his usual order and bring to him, at work, at home, anywhere!

GF: *Gives food*
BF: What’s this for?
GF: July 1st! National buy your boyfriend McDonald’s day!

by YouWottttMate June 30, 2022

December 1st

Pee-Jamba Day. Today is the day you pee in someone’s Jamba Juice while wearing Pajama’s.

On December 1st it is Pee-Jamba day, you have to pee in your friend’s Jamba Juice while wearing pajamas.

by Idk76458 December 28, 2019

September 1st

September first, 1989
Dear diary:
I believe I’m a good person, I mean i think that there’s good in everyone but, here we are, FIRST DAY OF SENIOR YEAR and I look at all this kids that i’ve known all my life and I ask myself “WHAT HAPPENED?”

Heathers the musical day, don’t ask a theatre kid the date that day, unless you wanna hear a whole musical complete or a six minutes song depends on the person.

X: Hey, what day is it today?
Theatre kid: OMG YOU JUST REMINDED ME -clears throat- September 1st 1989, dear diary.

X: What day is today?
X: Oh, it’s heathers the musical day!

by theatreidiots November 22, 2021

July 1st

Canada day! i love canada day! i’m canadian happy canada day!

hey you wanna watch fireworks

Eh? why are there fireworks?
ITS JULY 1ST AKA CANADA DAY MOTHAFUCKA

by Daisuke anyway July 7, 2023

January 1st

It’s a new year and supposed to be a new you shoot your damn shot already!

“Hey ___ it’s January 1st the new year so I figured id shoot my shot!”

by Kaylee Feehley December 29, 2020

November 1st

Just go up to ur crush

Make out session on November 1st?

by Fuckenmintbitches October 31, 2020

June 1st.

National be nice to your bf day.

I usually complain about everything to my bf. But it’s June 1st. So I can’t

by Jordanloxz May 29, 2024