shower wipe

Taking a shower after defecating to skip the wiping process. This is less messy, as you can wipe your arse with your hands and then wash your hands.

Johnny: "Dude I just dropped a huge one, sorry for the mess"

Dave: "You wipe, or pull the old shower wipe trick?"

Johnny: "Showered obviously, though the back of my hands still smell a bit."

by wankoneoff November 20, 2013

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shower onion

The pearl onion sized load that falls out of a lady after a night of unprotected sex in the #1 hole.

Suzie dropped a shower onion the morning after meeting a used car salesman at the bar.

by Bill Todd is a legend February 13, 2021

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Shower Dodge

The act of jumping in the shower to avoid someone.

My mom came home and saw that i was late for school so i shower dodged her and snuck out the back.

by WeeSnaw1337 March 9, 2010

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Protective head gear used whilst showering. A shower beret is similar to a traditional shower cap however this nifty little thing is made from rubber material and integrates the shape of a regular beret.

A shower beret is heaven on the hair in style

by ProductManager June 24, 2010

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Shower nirvana

A word used to describe the women-take-longer-showers-than-men phenomena. It has never been proved what exactly takes them so long to complete a shower, but one can safely assume that they've discovered the enlightenment described in Buddhist philosophy, i.e. Nirvana.

Person 1: Man, what is taking her so long in the shower?
Person 2: Dude, don't worry about it, she's probably just discovered shower nirvana.

by Righteous Thumb August 2, 2010

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