ape gooch

When one's taint is hairy and sweaty, not unlike an ape.

She wanted to lick my ass, but I have an ape gooch, so I told her to reconsider.

I survived a plane crash in the mountains by using my ape gooch to distill water.

You have an ape gooch.

Your ape gooch had a musky stench.

by Chi facebook March 3, 2016

Ape Donkey

A person (always male) who can act like a bit of a dick at times (between 25-50% of the time) however is not as bad as a Wank Dog.

Question: "What do you make of that guy?"
Response: "He's an Ape Donkey!"

by Tebsin September 19, 2010

Doodle Apes

Doodle Apes is an ongoing NFT-project which there is no current projection of release date of.
The project is led by a team of founders consisting of Amrit and Serpent whom all have previous experiences in the world of NFT's.

8888 DAPES with high fashion sense living in the metaverse!

Doodle Apes will be available on OpenSea as an NFT project and will be launched on the Ethereum blockchain.
Ethereum is an open source and decentralized blockchain based off smart-contracts.

So you might ask, SecurePanda what is an NFT? The answer is not simple. Non-fungible token.

That doesn’t make it any clearer. Sorry. “Non-fungible” more or less means that it’s unique and can’t be replaced with something else.

I just recently joined the NFT project Doodle Apes!
Doodle Apes have recently received over 100.000 members in their discord!

by SecurePanda January 15, 2022

Ape Real

One who is born in the fourth month. A black chick with an awesome body an all the boys get in that monkey. Spanking the monkey.

Damnn you so Ape real . Let me spanking that monkey girl!

by LeiairaRaine June 20, 2020

sub-ape

A specific type of ape, usually named, Ryan, in which he cannot follow through on the sub ape shemale he is trying to get

He is such a sub-ape he cant even get her

by hyfen BadAss July 11, 2014

The Ape in the Cape

An annoying piece of shit that follows you around like shit on your shoe, makes weird noises and has less brain function than a stroke victim.

Shut the fuck up you are like The Ape in the Cape

by Bolshoe Kino November 23, 2022

Ape Escape

When you or another individual does something so profoundly stupid that makes you look like a fool/clown.

Person1: "I told you to kick the ball into the opposite goal"
Person2: "I did!"
Person1: "No you didn't you've kicked it into the our goal multiple times now. Ape Escape!"

by WhisperOfTheWorm December 13, 2019