bonding time 

when a father kills sons mother and then asks to spend time with them.

"i made a lovely dinner for you sweety"
*bang*
"Jimmy order a pizza."
*intensifies*
"ITS BONDING TIME, JIMMY"

bonding time by DayQuilAssLeak September 23, 2014

the time 

At the tone...

Ten minutes after ten till now.

the time by Downstrike May 31, 2004

Time Travel 

Verb:
This is not a joke: To go back in time and bring your own weapons. You will get paid after you get back. Safety cannot be guaranteed.

Time Travel: I have only done this once before.

Time Travel by Jimbo Joe August 28, 2008

Go-Time 

Awesome powah that cannot be stopped.

I see by this fine BLGT clock (featuring me, Brad!) that it's GO-TIME!

Go-Time by One Ton Angel March 25, 2003

face time 

time spent physically in the presence of another person

I talk to him on the phone a lot, but need to spend some serious face time before he'll buy my product.

face time by Gene Saunders June 29, 2003

peanut butter jelly time 

having sex and adding peanut butter to the penis and jelly to the vagina and having a "good time"

Dude i love the song peanut butter jelly time cause it reminds me of last night.

peanut butter jelly time by j money444 October 25, 2010

All Time Low 

Probably one of the shittiest bands ever. Their music isn't even "deep" or "sincere" or whatever, and they're seriously overrated. Most of their fans are annoying 15-year-olds. Alex and Jack aren't even that hot, and they're the only people in the band that remotely matter. Put Up or Shut Up is mediocre at best, and Nothing Personal is almost as bad as Insane Clown Posse or BROKENCYDE or whatever. Don't even waste your time. And YES, I've listened to many of their songs before and I see no attraction to it whatsoever, so don't go saying I didn't give their music a chance.

All Time Low fans: OMG JALEX FOREVER I LOVE THE SONG LULLABY AND JERSEY RAE!

people with ears: oh my god their music is like dogshit what the hell how is that even quality

All Time Low by trollintrollintrollin December 6, 2010