oops poops

A term for when you cut a fart but realize you pooped your pants.

Jennifer cried oops poops when she tried to cut a silent but deadly one and a bunch of liquid shit came squirting out of her ass.

oops poops by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 12, 2017

Poopiter 

An exceptionally large piece of feces. A Poopiter is typically a gas giant, emerging with copious amounts of gaseous gastrointestinal byproducts, chiefly methane. A Poopiter is typically very wide, giving it a spheroid shape. Poopiters, despite their tremendous size, usually pass with relative ease. They may, however, require excessive amounts of wiping.

Patbob: I feel bad for the janitors. Some guy left a Poopiter so big in the 2nd floor bathroom that he couldn't even flush it down.

Poopiter by Mr Patbob August 27, 2014

poopemail 

An email sent while taking a poop.

I had to send my boss a poopemail when I came down with a bustin' case of diarrhea.

poopemail by Flashbone September 14, 2009

Poopnap

poopnap. noun. Taking a long time in the bathroom at work so your co-workers think you're pooping but really you're taking a nap in the stall to kill time. Poopnaps last anywhere from 5-20 minutes in length. It helps to make a pooping joke as you re-enter the office. For example "I don't know what the hell I ate last night but its killin me"

"I had to kill an hour at work before I could go home for the day so I took a poopnap."

"I was WAY too hungover to do work, so I went and took a poopnap"

"My co-workers think I have IBS but really, I just like poopnaps"

Poopnap by thatmandb April 29, 2010

Poopular 

Being very well know but having a bad reputation.

Tom: "Dude, she's super poopular. She sleeps with almost every guy she meets!"

Jerry: "Yeah I better stay away from her."

Poopular by HonorTheSoldier December 4, 2013

D.B. Pooper 

After presenting the toilet with an act of sacrifice from your bowels, going in to wipe and getting no results on the toilet paper, and after looking into the toilet, finding no evidence of feces. Not sure if your ejecta just went straight down through the closet bend, and without a witness, you question your turds very existence.

Meyer: This morning I was excited to drop the ass goblins because I had three servings of corn last night, but leaving the bathroom I didnt even know if i let the tangy butt nuts out or not.
Kirkland: Shit, man, you had a D.B. Pooper?
Meyer: All I had left to my name was a clean piece of toilet paper and a mind full of doubt.

D.B. Pooper by raymondalvarado September 29, 2010

poopflinger 

person who is totally full of it

It took me two minutes to figure out my sister's boyfriend was a poopflinger

poopflinger by sheila in the car November 1, 2008