dick me down 

when you're ridiculously intoxicated and very horny. you must scream and sing this in different tunes. let the whole party now about your sex drive so you can get some mother fucking dick.

oh my god someone please dick me down!!!!!

dick me down by dickmedownpls October 8, 2018

dick eater 

a person who likes to eat the male genitalia out

eww theirs a dick eater

dick eater by Anonymous March 17, 2003

Dick Shake 

When a guy beats off in a blender and adds ice cream and vanilla extract.

Ex.
Some guy: Dude, I didn't have any milk today so I beat off in the blender and added ice cream and vanilla extract instead. Very good dick shake.
Some other guy: Shut up, foo.

Dick Shake by Wee Machine October 6, 2004

dick tickler 

Similar to a Ball Tickler (beard) A mushtash used for oral peasure of anothers member in a sense tickling the shaft of another males errect penis, or dick.

In Some cases females can grow dick ticklers.

~Man I'm glad you finally grew a dick tickler.. It greatly adds to the peasure~

~That new dick tickler you have, made my sperm shoot an exta 3 feet.~

~Hey look at that dudes dick tickler~

~Hitler has a small dick tickler~

~Dude, that girl over there has a dick tickler.. SWEET!~

~Man, I think I'm going to grow a dick tickler to look like Jeff Foxworty~

dick tickler by Dr. Daddy August 24, 2005

dick mustache 

A fraternity prank similar to a teabag where you lay your penis across the upper lip of an unconscious person, often documented with a photograph

Some freshman got all loaded and passed out by ten, so we gave him a dick mustache.

dick mustache by Mark VZ April 23, 2006

Dick Wires 

The dangly joes that keep your testicles attached to your body.

Fuck! I can't stand up straight, I tangled my dick wires!

Dick Wires by cock dickley February 3, 2008

DICK-nityless 

Men who portray themselves as materialistic to the extent of willingness to live out of a woman's pocket.

from the word: dignity

Goodness! Whatever equal rights the feminists have strive for through out the entire century has made men these days DICK-nityless. These DICK-nityless men somehow have this thought in their dickless head he can have a lifetime of unlimited disposable income by marrying a fugly obese gazzilionaire.

DICK-nityless by atmy June 18, 2008