Dick Jobbie

A dick that is shaped like a jobbie.

'Adam Sandler did not realize the man had found the click remote, he called it the 'dick jobbie' device.'

by RichardJobbie May 25, 2021

Limp Dick

A dude who can't get 'it' up during sexual intercourse.

"Omg, Johnny is a limp dick!"

by bombshizzx3 June 15, 2009

choke on a dick

Phrase used to express anger toward another.

damn, bitch! you ate my bagel?! go choke on a dick!

by Emily July 27, 2004

Gym Dick

A person who has a large flaccid penis who is not shy to flaunt it in a gym locker room.

The guy next to me loves to walk around with his "gym dick"

by WJA January 26, 2006

Floppy dick

Someone who is unsure, who is not stable and straight forward. Always beats around the bush...kinda "flopping" from one thing to another...

I'm a floppy dick when it comes to turning people down. I need to stop being such a floppy dick!

by CarolinexNOVA September 25, 2007

tender dick

One who plays the scrum half position (rugby) as though he/she is afraid, incompetent, or generally unreliable.

That Green-side scrum half was a straight up tender dick.

by jiggisland May 26, 2011

Clit Dick

a man with a dick no more than 3 inches long

He pulled down his pants and she exclaimed, "I've seen clits bigger than that"! You have a clit dick...!!!

by bonda_007 January 11, 2009