Hand Job

Getting down on your knees, putting your hands together, and praying to God

Mom: “have you given Jesus a hand job today”
Daughter: “What the fuck”

by SuperSonnek December 11, 2020

Shattered Hand

From the ancient greek "Shatteraehandi" literally translates as "a place where people go to care so little it hurts sometimes".

Person A: Did you hear what such-and-such did?
Person B (followed by several hundred others): This is Shattered Hand, who cares?
Person A: but...whine whine whine...
PErson B: This is my care face...see it care

by Tangee December 14, 2008

pancake hand hold

The pancake hand hold is the most conservative of the hand holds. Used most commonly in a parent-child relationship. Palms together, fingers are not interlaced.

A: Let's hold hands.
B: Okay but only a pancake hand hold otherwise people will think we're dating!

by smexy_hotdog82 March 5, 2022

Holy hand grenade

Robert the Bruce's heart was cut out at his death, he was the true braveheart. His heart was later carried on a crusade to make the crusaders more courageous. It was thrown into a group of opposing soldiers during battle.

His heart was the holy hand grenade.

by Mcnastyjoel May 16, 2019

handed himself

man handed himself in police station after he was arrested

man handed himself in police station after he was arrested

by a-lewis June 30, 2022

Hand Meat

The meat of the hand that is sought by a cicada when it is held and attempts to stab it's proboscis into said hand.

First thing it did when I picked it up was go after my hand meat!

by Ophidia_75 August 24, 2023

Izzy Hands

The best pirate in the entire Our Flag Means Death series. His real name is Israel Hands, (not the country). He has been shown to be in love with Edward Teach, (Blackbeard). He showed a distaste towards Stede Bonnet in the first season, but in the second season, he got along with him more. Unfortunately, my babygirl got shot and killed in the season two finale. F in the chat.

He's my babygirl. I love him. David when I catch you David when I catch you David when I catch you David when I catch you David when I catch you David when I catch you David when I catch you David when I catch you David when I catch you-

Me: "Yeah, I'm just so sad about Izzy Hands, don't talk to me for a bit.

My mom: "Okay. Stop crying about a man that is over 30 years older than you though- that's probably not healthy."

Me: "Hush."

(This was a real interaction btw)

by Eros_Avalon October 29, 2023