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The Sleepy Hand

When the man falls asleep and the woman uses his flaccid and feeble hand to pleasure herself. This is done to achieve the climax that he was sadly, unable to provide.
"How did it go with Blake?"
"It was absolute shit - he came so quick and then fell asleep immediately. I had no choice but the sleepy hand.....at least that worked."
by Duckworth's reason to live August 24, 2019
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wall of hand

Dude, we should totally go check out that wall of hand!
by 😂😂rix😂😐 November 23, 2021
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eli hand

that’s all eli hands just got a big dick
by notelihand May 16, 2022
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Second Hand Abandonment

When your grandfather abandons your father when he’s a young age leaving him unable to do the things that dads are supposed to teach you and since he never taught your dad he can’t teach you what you’re supposed to know about being a man.
Ryan doesn’t know how to use a hammer because his dad’s dad abandoned his father leaving Ryan suffering from second hand abandonment.
by Owen66 February 23, 2022
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handful of dimmies

With his dimmies in hand, Cam Constable takes a moment to sit back, relax, and savor the food. Whether he enjoys them in the café or takes them to go, the experience offers both physical and mental satisfaction.
When Cam finally reaches the café he steps inside, the café staff already knows what he’s going to ask for, a handful of dimmies
by Matty Be December 16, 2024
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Edward 40 hands

A song by the best band of all time, mom jeans
Person 1: what's ur favorite mom jeans song?
Person 2: Edward 40 hands
by Yousuckloser June 4, 2021
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