Moses striking the rock

I got you now you stupid bitch

Hym "So, in Exodus 17 God tells Moses to strike the rock to make water come out. And it does. In Numbers 20 God tells Moses to speak to the rock and then Moses disobeys God and strikes the rock and THIS TIME it doesn't work. So Moses

✌️✊️✌️USES FORCE✌️✊️✌️ the first time AND IT WORKS and then TRIES IT AGAIN and it doesn't work. So it isn't Moses striking the rock. It isn't the use of force = punishment by God. Jordan Peterson = full of shit and is lying to make it seem like God is against the use of force. What God DOES SAY about the use of force is that if you force yourself of a woman you have to take her on as property and marry her. THAT is what God says about force. Not Jordan Peterson's thing. He's full of shit. I'm NOT full of shit. They are trying to manufacture my failure because I suceeded radically to spite their God. The religion is an incest cult. I'm better than everyone."

by Hym Iam April 21, 2024

I'm stoned cause I'm rock hard

I'm stoned cause I'm rock hard is used when somebody mentions that you are "stoned" so you respond by saying you have a raging boner.

Random bot "Bro's stoned "
Guy "I'm stoned cause I'm rock hard"

by jerilds April 25, 2024

Castle Rock

small town near Denver Full of over priced McMansions and soccer moms that don't like things like loud music and boys with long hair or girls with short hair, has the highest property tax in CO dispite haveing hardlay any jobs that pay above minimum wage (every one who has a mortgage here works in Denver Techcenter or Downtown Denver ) Do you know Orange county in CA? Ok Castle Rock is to Denver as the OC is to LA. I.E. People who think that a big house on a small lot is status, and if they had half as much money as they reallllly want you to think they would live in Wash Park or Cherry Hills Village (Beverly Hills in the case of the OC) live here. It may be in the heart of legal cannibis county but anything the looks like a dispenery here is CBD only (I mean just drive up to Denver in your black or white American made SUV that evey one has here if you wanna buy pot)

Person from Castle Rock 1 "man 7.9% sales tax and 6.7% propertax would worry me if I didn't have a finance excutive intership lined up for my dad since the time I was five"
Person from Castle Rock 2 "Oh My God I'm have me 2nd kid know i'll only have three empty bedrooms in my house"

by r0w1ck April 25, 2024

Rock Polisher

Noun
A male that ingages in the act of sucking on another males testicles by rotating them around in his mouth during oral sex for the pleasure of the other male.

That boy is a dirty rock polisher, his dad caught him polishing another dudes rocks in his room.

by LullabiiSkies May 1, 2024

NiggerBallSweat Crigger Balldrag Rock Hill NiggaBitch Louisiana Crab Dangler

Somebody who is very full of shit and is a complete total beta

Man 1: “Hey man, who’s that person over there?”
Man 2: “Oh, him? That’s just a NiggerBallSweat Crigger Balldrag Rock Hill NiggaBitch Louisiana Crab Dangler.”

by Bigboylover87 May 5, 2024

Rainbow rocking

Like “gray rocking,” but instead you talk so much that the other person can’t possibly get a word in before you exit the conversation.

So enthusiastically and quickly speaking nonsense and nonsequiters that you overwhelm your audience and confuse them enough for a strategic retreat.

Gray rocking wouldn’t work on the creep at the bar, so instead I tried rainbow rocking him to get out of the conversation.

by catalit May 25, 2024

The rock

ITS ABOUT DRIVE ITS ABOUT POWER WE STAY HUNGRY WE DEVOER

If you don't have power you can't devoer
Yours truly THE ROCK

by Wannasmash November 28, 2021