Butt Munch

A butt munch is someone that loves to eat ass like a cupcake, lol.

My daddy is a butt munch (:

by Princess_Tiff January 30, 2016

butt clenchy

An expression one makes when feeling overly butt hurt.

You could tell by Jane's butt clenchy face she was offended.

by Unhingedlolipop March 22, 2016

butt smurfer

A person who gives a rim job to someone with an exposed hemorrhoid !

After Steve gave sally that rim job, he is now a butt smurfer.

by EvilPanda_314 March 28, 2016

hunk butt

Butt of a hunk.

“Damn Joshua, turn around and lemme see that hunk butt”

by Tarddo April 5, 2019

Butt tooth

A little dick head who can’t get his shit together. Also used when unable to make a decent comeback

Devin: how could you kick me out of the fortnite clan like that?!

Daxton: because you wouldn’t stfu about your mom having crabs

Devin: well you’re just a little butt tooth frick face

by Childish.Greenbeano June 12, 2019

butt reply

Similar to butt dial, but much less likely to occur. After checking an email on your phone, you fail to hit the lock button. Your butt then accomplishes a highly improbable series of actions: first hits the reply button, then types a bunch of random characters, and then actually hits the send button.

To: _All Atlanta Staff 11:03 AM
From: Kendrell from IT Dept.
Subject: Reboot Reminder

Greetings All,

Please try to remember to save your work and restart your computers on a frequent basis…

To: _All Atlanta Staff 11:07 AM
From: Kyle
Subject: Re: Reboot Reminder

. . nm ...................... ....... vjjjjjjvm um nnN mmmmpppppppmkup i..
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Coworker: “WTF?!!…should we call Kyle to make sure he’s okay?”

Kendrell from IT Dept.: “Nawh man…I think it was just a butt reply.”

by office_guy May 16, 2019

butt bungler

A person who profusely gravitates to get in or around your rectum or someone who is pain in the rectum. This will usually commence during toilet encounters when someone will wait for you sit on the toilet when out of nowhere their finger enters your rectum.

Turns out cal is a big butt bungler. I have to admit I kind of enjoyed it.

by Big gaz 98 December 19, 2019