Receiving a hand job from get a milf in the back seat of her late model 2 door coup with bead seat covers.
by Donald Milhaus Trump November 8, 2019
Get the Fuzzy Hand Brakemug. That random hand you have when you cuddle your significant other, that just sticks out looking like a zombie coming from the grave.
by Mr. Beastly September 6, 2016
Get the Grave handmug. The condition you get when after you finish eating a bag of Doritos and you have Dorito crumbs all over your hands.
The only ways to fix this is either wiping it off on your pants or licking your hands until all the crumbs are gone.
The only ways to fix this is either wiping it off on your pants or licking your hands until all the crumbs are gone.
Person 1: Hey man, why's your PlayStation controller all greasy?
Person 2: Oh, it's the Dorito Hands, man.
Person 2: Oh, it's the Dorito Hands, man.
by hso_00 October 4, 2018
Get the Dorito Handsmug. A viral video of a man named John Jacobson doing choreography for together we sing. The video has had over one million views and hundreds of people have remixed it.
“Hey dude watch this super funny video of this guy acting like an absolute insane person”
“Wow that’s super funny! What’s the link?”
“Oh just look up Dream Hands Dance”
“Wow that’s super funny! What’s the link?”
“Oh just look up Dream Hands Dance”
by Bored Bitch May 11, 2019
Get the Dream Hands Dancemug. Shoving your hands so far up a girls ass that you break your hands and then the pain makes you go blind and deaf.
by BrunkPlays September 6, 2018
Get the helen keller with broken handsmug. When you are fucking someone and she, he, or you decide to give manual stimulation directly to their genitals to help them orgasm. e. g a reach around during sodomy
My lover usually pegs me on my back on the kitchen table so that she can give me a helping hand to force me to climax.
by pegn May 18, 2025
Get the HELPING HANDmug. Person 1: I didn’t sleep at all last night i’m so tired!
Person 2: Dude cock in hand I couldn’t sleep either!
Person 2: Dude cock in hand I couldn’t sleep either!
by it’s actually me February 20, 2021
Get the Cock In Handmug.