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C.G.T.D

CGTD stands for Could Get The Dick. A common term created by waiters at Ruths Chris Steakhouse. The origin of CGTD was to confuse the costumer while talking about the "Fine lil Shawty" that is most likely on a date with some loser that has a lot of money.

CGTD gas also been used as a pick up line. The best was to accomplish this task you must keep the definition a secret. The girls that this has worked with aren't the sharpest stones so it wont be hard.
Check out table 155 seat 2 is C.G.T.D

Me: Baby girl you CGTD.
Slampiece: What does that mean?
Me: Don't worry beautiful.
by O_G_L_E_S July 6, 2011
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getting cosby'd

When someone slips something into your drink. To get roofied.
I put laxatives in my cats water so he started drinking from the toilet instead. He was probably thinking "oh no, I'm not getting cosby'd today"
by Tom867 November 21, 2014
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to become Arma'd

Pronounced: AR-MAD

The act of being killed by unfortunate circumstances in the Arma video game series.

Often used right before or immediately after dying. Especially famous after being killed by a shrubbery, in-game glitches or bugs.
"Oh god, I think these stairs will get me Arma'd!"

"I am about to become Arma'd again!"
by ArmaLandfish February 12, 2017
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Get Tiffany'd

To get completely destroyed by a roast.
Carbone: Did you pass your driver's test this time?
Naomi: Yes, and at least I didn't fail maneuverability two times!
Joe: Oh shit! Get Tiffany'd!
Tiffany: *dies instantly, taps is played*
by beeframen02 September 10, 2019
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Cant Take Big d

another tiktok dance that fries you're brain cells
Cant Take Big d but i suck on it

omg stopp plss
by Shawwtyyy._.sksksk January 12, 2020
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store d'oeuvres

Snacks and food samples that a grocery store will serve at various locations in order to tempt the patrons into buying something they weren't planning on (pizza, chips and dip, sausage, etc.). Usually happens on the weekend.
I went to Costco the other day and filled up on store d'oeuvres.
by Roy Batty 2019 June 12, 2010
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Carny'd

The state of pure excess. When you have gone far beyond being drunk, crunk, stoned and blazed and have become straight up toxic--you are carny'd.

To reach carny'd, you need to fully embrace the spirit of a carnival worker. You wake up at noon, use your one remaining tooth to puncture an air hole in your Pabst so you can properly shotgun it. Hose vomit off the tilt-a-whirl while taking meth and Draino. Then when your shift ends, the real party begins. You wake up beside the bearded lady with a broken arm, smelling like moldy cabbage and have no idea how you got there.
Man, I just knocked back an Everclear/Rat Poison/Toothpaste cocktail and I can't feel my legs--I am so carny'd!
by KillaTON February 27, 2009
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