double corn 

<dub-bull korn> verb, active. Sexual slang, origin:Nebraska, United States, est. ~ 1960 AD
(-ing) same and or plural partaking.
The partaking act of the insertion of two (2) ears of corn ( 🌽 🌽 ), one (1) into the vaginal cavity, and one (1) into the rectal cavity of a human female subject. Usually willingly for sexual pleasure, or other various sexual reasons of partaking.
Suffixes:

-ing (double corning), same or plural partaking.

-ed (double corned), subjective status present and/or past tense.

-er (double corner), one who partakes in the act of.

-able (double cornable), a subject determined capable and usually preferable candidate of the defined.

That girl from Nebraska enjoys a double corn after smoking cocaine.
She has double cornable hips.

double corn by Pete the pilgrim November 12, 2021

Double standard 

A standard that works one way for one person or group, and another for a different person or group.

The reckless and careless girl that got in several severe accidents while driving intoxicated on ambien and alchohol or just drunk (and also got her dog hospitalized due to negligence) was the one posting public service announcements on all the electronic signs on a roadway about how people should drive safely or go to jail, drive drunk and lose their license, or to stay hydrated and not drive drowsy or sleepy, or preaching against cruelty to animals while asking for donations on TV ads. That's a lot like a mayor being on crack and having people arrested for smoking weed or any other drugs for that matter. Some people can poke fun at the double standard of another human and judge them, but don't want to get judged in return, they tell you don't judge me when they judge as much as everybody else.

Double standard by The Original Agahnim November 16, 2021

Double Debble 

To find your dad up a tree, wank off a cat, and get squashed by your fat mum by accident

Did you hear Kieran get double debbled?

Double Debble by Dirty Jack boy November 17, 2021

Double Duking 

When you and your bromigo have to both shit, so you both go back to back and lay a big one. Great when people walk in.

Chad- "Brady and I were just double duking upstairs"

Double Duking by Iswearimokay November 20, 2021

Double standard 

When someone lives to excess and has nothing but expanding dollar signs/becoming powerful (in real estate or new development, for example) on their mind, but also wants to wrap their tentacles around conservation efforts and humanitarian causes (such as social justice, income equality, sustainable energy, and a bunch of other issues they don't even hold sacred) to cover their tracks (and get credited for positive things) in case anybody questions (or stands up to) them.

The dorky bubbly girl claming to be a humanitarian and conservationist was one of the main reasons a lot of trees were missing, but she was too busy poking fun at other people's double standards to notice her own. She thought that humans were too responsible for global warming because she thought everyone else was trying to dominate or control the world's resources to the extent (excesses) that she was. She was arrogant enough to believe humans caused the last ice age, and that they were the sole reason for global warming, and the worst thing about somebody like her was that she didn't know it, she only saw arrogance in other people, which is the worst kind of arrogance, complete and total narcissism (the kind of narcissism that also only sees narcissism in others). The planet wasn't going to miss her when she was no longer a part of it and it's problems, but she would never see that either, because she had convinced the planet and the people living on it that they somehow needed her.

Double standard by The Original Agahnim November 23, 2021

Double standard 

If a male was try and make a female wear (or not wear) a striped shirt, it would be called sexism, but if a female makes her husband wear the stupid fucking shirt, it's not called anything, they don't even have a name to call it.

People that like to poke fun at a double standard, but don't like anyone noticing their own never made a name to call a female that makes her husband wear a shirt.

Double standard by The Original Agahnim November 25, 2021

Double douchebag

Two pricks that are douchebags

Ah crap the Double douchebag's are here

Double douchebag by Eden0phoenix November 27, 2021