dick to the face

Dick to the face: Anything that impedes the goodness of life such as failing a class, getting a detention, etc.. A dick to the face can also be something lame that catches you off gaurd, such as a pop quiz. Dick to the face is a substitute of the word gay, meaning sucky.

If the situation calls for a more drastic description say " Thats an epic dick to the face!" or "That's God's dick to the face!"

Instead of using the word gay, meaning something that is bad or sucks (Example: You leave your homework at home you might say " oh my god. that's so freaking gay.") you can say "thats a dick to the face!"

Just imagine how awful if would be to get hit in the face with a dick and then it all makes sense.

Texting abbreviations: D2TF or DTTF

I lost my wallet! Thats a dick to the face!

Statement: My girlfriend dumped me.
Response:Dude...thats a(epic) dick to the face.

by DTTF March 27, 2009

Big-dicked

When someone pulles out their cock and it's bigger than yours.

I thought I could drink more than him but he big-dicked me and won.

by Champion October 8, 2016

Dick Neck

A condition of total pain and soreness of the neck muscles caused by excessive cock sucking.

After our long weekend away, I had to pay for a massage for Rachel to help her Dick Neck.

by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017

Pre-Dick

The prediction that someone is going to be a dick before they begin talking to you.

"man that guy is giving me the pre-dick."

by theleglog March 9, 2012

Acid Dick

The residual effect of putting your regular dick into an Acid Pussy. See Acid Pussy.

"My brother is a whore, and fucks whores with acid pussy, and now his dick is on fire...because it is now acid dick."

by What's My Name Fool?! August 22, 2011

suckin' that dick!

A phrase used to interrupt someone, specifically when they are being a douche.

the phrase can also be used in completely random situations, like when watching a movie at the theatre.

Steve: "Hey, I'm gonna bail..."
me: "suckin that dick!"

by jangsta January 27, 2004

Spotted Dick

n. Raisin bread
also see spotted dog

"I love eating home baked spotted dick"

by Pete January 20, 2004