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Oklahoma Hand Puppet

When you got to a gay concert and your significant other puts a finger up your ass
My buddy went to see the Boys from Oklahoma and sent me a picture of his wife giving him the Oklahoma Hand Puppet
by Puppet Muppet April 13, 2025
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Cold hands

Being rusty or having a bad day when playing sports or video games.
"My aim is off because I have cold hands"
by 0hcard October 1, 2022
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Tiktok Hands

The overuse of hands and gestures to emphasize words or express feelings in short-form videos, which now permeates real-world conversations.
I was on a date with a girl, and she had the worst case of TikTok Hands ever. I couldn't pay attention to anything she was saying cause her hands were flying everywhere.
by E.V.Ve September 21, 2025
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Back handed scuttle wank

When I masturbate I like to turn my hand around and have a back handed scuttle wank.
by Filth monger. April 15, 2022
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Riding the hand car

A euphemism for masturbation. Similar to "turning Japanese", as told in the song of that name by The Vapors".
After watching that porno, I'll be riding the hand car home.
by anonymous June 8, 2022
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hand-me-down retarded

Not to be confused with someone with mental or physical handicaps that they have no control over, The person or persons who are eligible for this elite title have achieved such a high level of being a retard/idiot/all-a-round horrible human being-ism that can only be achieved through a long generational line of retards for parents/grandparents/etc...the kind of family tree that started when two people have been in a loving relationship since they got together in "home-school"
I cant stand that guy, he's a bigger idiot than his old man...that whole family is hand-me-down retarded!!
by Dr. Barry N. McKockner iii January 23, 2025
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Heavier hand

An extreme poser's favorite policy.
The police officer tackled a 10 year old for not respecting his policy and getting too close to the swings at the park. He threatened to use an even heavier hand on the next kid that tried to play basketball. He locked up 2 nine year olds and a seven year old later that evening for playing baseball in the park after dark.
by Solid Mantis April 2, 2020
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