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The Jack Talk Thai 

A method used when trying to detect the authenticity of another person's story. Take two fingers and apply in to the wrist pulse area. This is all done for effect for if the subject is uncomfortable with what they are relating in any way they should betray themselves.
I used the Jack Talk Thai on Andrea and was fully satisfied when she unflinchingly repeated her entire alibi with utmost poise. The only downfall of this reassuring procedure was that I was relegated to the couch for the night.
The Jack Talk Thai by provider44 January 18, 2010

Taco Jack 

An amazing creation from the Value Menu at Jack In The Box. You start with Breakfast Jack and the 2 Regular Tacos, each 99 cents. You split the Breakfast Jack between the ham and the egg and insert one of the tacos, adding taco sauce if necessary. Slap the Bfast Jack back together and enjoy that tasty 'wich!
Greg: Breakfast time!

Friend: Is that-did you put a taco in a breakfast sandwich?

Greg: Fool, this is a Taco Jack...get outta my face!

Every Jack has his Jill 

Every man (Jack) will find a woman (Jill), or generally speaking, Every one will find a partner.
John : I'm thirty and still a virgin, I 'll never have a girlfriend.
Tom : Don't worry man , every Jack has his Jill.
John : Who's Jack!?, I'm John.

tore up jack 

A stupid manuever made in a car by a driver that causes major body damage when an accident occurs.
That guy really tore up jack on his car. when he drove off the road.
tore up jack by Little Retard November 5, 2005

sperm jack 

To commit forcible theft of sperm.
After Jane handcuffed John to the bed she preceded to jack him off in order to extract sperm. When he climaxed she put the sperm in a small container, got dressed, and left. John was sperm jacked!
sperm jack by J-Fad December 15, 2008

dry jack 

The ability to perform serious masterbation on one's self without the use of genital lubrication which may lead to the inevitable cock chafe!
Keep that dry jacking shit up and its bound to fall off Jimmy!
dry jack by ChangWang April 30, 2003