doody hands

hands which smell of doody.

warren duff, that guy has doody hands!

by jon inaba December 29, 2007

Wisconsin Ranch Hand

When a girl gives you a handjob with ranch dressing.

We use ranch dressing for two things in the Midwest. Cheese curds, and a Wisconsin ranch hand.

by Cheesehead McGubbins January 21, 2022

hand-over-crotch

In stark contrast to the old saying "head-over-heels", it's when you fall lustfully for someone at first sight.

Shanice wore her blouse open at work yesterday and totally had me hand-over-crotch. Had to crank one out in the bathroom during break

by bredsheeran81 October 25, 2024

Second hand cringe

When someone did something so cringe that you start cringing with or for them (depending on the person).

“Robert gave me second hand cringe”
“What he do”
“He was watching peppa pig in high school”
“Ew now I’m cringing”

by kid dying in a mini van April 19, 2022

hands-chopping people

A Chinese buzzword. In mandrin, it's "剁手党(duoshoudang).
To descirbe someone who is a online shopaholic and he is regret even want to his hands off after he bought a large number of things online in "Double 11(Chinese Blake Friday)".
Kind of self-mocking.

Although there's not much ofa discount, I would still become hands-chopping people anyway.

by yangyu March 14, 2024

One Handed Research

Masturbate; Masturbation; Tossing off; Wackin off; Jerkin off; Beating your meat.

Guy 1: "Pamela Anderson is so smokin' hot."

Guy 2: "I'm going to have to do some one handed research on her."

by C Tasch December 10, 2024

barn hand

You put your arm in a animal ass in a bard from TikTok and don’t do it to any animal or person I did not make this

The defined of barn hand you put you whole arm in a bran animal ass please don’t do this to anyone animal or person

by Tokeyojo February 14, 2025