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99+ missed calls from Harvard

A phrase to respond to a down-right stupid statement or question.
Person 1: Why do we even need an airplane when we could cover ourselves in oil & wait for the rain so we can fly high? Oil floats water, so it works, right?
Person 2: BRO GOT 99+ MISSED CALLS FROM HARVARD 🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️
by kbft0n April 2, 2024
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Scotland Yard called…

Scotland Yard called, they want their best detective back” is another way of saying No shit, Sherlock.
Person 1: You’ve just thrown a piece of gum on the ground, that’s littering.
Person 2: Scotland Yard called… they want their best detective back.
by anonymous April 7, 2024
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Full O'Callaghan

Fucking over your shift trade by putting him on the medic; putting yourself on the pump when you've got a trade coming in for you.
"I didn't want to be tired for my vacation so I asked my trade to go on the medic for me....had to go Full O'Callaghan"; "Fuckin' guy went full O'Callaghan on me and put me on the medic"
by BigBert69 April 10, 2024
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Full O'Callaghan

When you fuck over your shift trades by making them go on the medic; Treating your trades like shit; Ensuring you can never find shift trades again by putting yourself first.
"I didn't want to be tired for my vacation so I put made him do my medic night....had to go Full O'Callaghan on him"
"Fuckin' guy went Full O'Callaghan on me and made me ride the medic for him, I'll make sure the boys don't take shifts for him ever again."
by BigBert69 April 10, 2024
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Kylin De’Ann Callicott

She is secretly the real Batman!!!
Person 1: I wounded why Kylin never answers at night.

Person 2: well duh it’s because she is Batman and the city needs her.

Kylin: I AM BATMAN.
Kylin De’Ann Callicott is the real Batman so don’t think anything other wise
by Batman official April 29, 2024
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ACAB Cop Caller

ACAB Cop Caller

Some cuck that is all super anti-police, mainly all BLM and LGBT but can be anything anti police, after claiming they are anti police call the police on EVERYTHING cuz they are snitch ass pussies. Shout out to @realbayareamemes on ig
ACAB Cop Caller: FUCK THE POLICE! ABOLISH THE POLICE.
Person: Jaywalks*
ACAB Cop Caller: OMG OMG ITS A CRIME FUCK FUCK 911! 911!!! HE IS DOING SOMETHING ILLEGAL NOTICE ME NOTICE ME!
by niggasandwiggasunite! June 5, 2024
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When Gravity Calls In Sick

A two-part phrase followed by "You float into poor decisions", though the second part is not often stated.
"Dang it man, I knew I shouldn't have gambled my inheritance"

"Well, when Gravity Calls In Sick..."
by Johnathan Greaves March 19, 2026
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