Willie

A bitch. Willie is a very versatile word but use it properly. A Willie is a bitch and everything he does is like a bitch so that means its extremely important to avoid a Willie. Also most Willies are bad baseball players.

Willie a bitch.
Willie swings like a bitch.
Bro stop acting like a Willie you be in a bitch.
Willie eats cake like a bitch.
Bro my girlfriend is being a Willie, dumb bitch.
Willie sleeps like a bitch.
Willie yells like a bitch.

by urdad1337 May 4, 2018

Piss-Willies

A Piss-Willy is a type of insect, bigger than a nat. That is normally in the bathroom. They are called this because they hang around piss. You mostly see them in public bathroom's.

Ex. 1- Eww! Do NOT go in that bathroom. They have Piss-Willies.

Ex. 2- I have Piss-Willies in my house. What should I do?

by kahler December 31, 2011

Willie Wonka

A Manic Deppressive, Horny, Drunk, Sex Deprived Old man who cant get pussy from a decent woman over the age of 18.
Willie is also the last know Slave owner owning over 300 Leprocon/Black Midget mutts known as the Umpa-Lumpa

Willie Wonka didnt save those damn umpas from Umpa Land, He's Breeding them in The Factory basement. Don't call me a liar ive seen it!

by Big Trigg July 30, 2006

wet willey

Very much like a screaming pelican, while a man is having sexual intercourse with a woman on the beach, he will retract his penis and put it in the water and wrap it in algae. He will then continue to come back to the female and put his penis back inside of her after he has rubbed it in the sand.

I heard he gave her a hard wet willey last week at the beach.

by DjPD9 December 17, 2010

Willet

As you get older, there will be times when you are surrounded by youth. You may know some of them. You may be related to some of them. For the most part, you find then annoying. They are primarily dumb shits who don’t understand what should be obvious. One man child will stand out. He will have wisdom beyond his years. You will see this in his eyes. He will be the one who will be the link between the ages or perhaps a language barrier. This man child will help you negotiate the delicate chasm of age, culture or language. Any negotiation or deal assisted by this man child is called a willet

I was in deep shit but my nephew’s friend gave me a willet.

by jimbolima June 5, 2010

Chad Willie

A name to call someone who acts rather desperate, thinks they are hot shit when they really just fail epicly.

Girl 1: "Did you hear about that new kid?"
Girl 2: "Yeah! He's such a Chad Willie!"

by The Jebus Man July 8, 2010

Wet Willie

A wet willie is when you're fingering a girl and she gets really wet, then you put your finger in her ear.

Man 1: I gave my girlfriend a wet willie last night so she couldn't hear my mom from upstairs

by wet Willy Wonka December 20, 2008