weapon of ass destruction

When two (or more) representatives who talk out of their asses clash. Hopefully it ends up with a re-election, but this may not always happen.

He maintained that they had weapons of ass destruction .

by Roz February 15, 2004

Academic Weapon

Cody Vogel

Cody Vogel is the Academic Weapon of UT

by jdklafjkld September 23, 2022

non-lethal weapon

A false term used mainly in a court of law or in government owned scientific research into weapons that describes a "weapon" not used to directly kill. Unfortunately/Fortunately, there is no such thing.

Nerd/Government official: This dusty stuff knocks out all of an area's electricity supply, resulting in no deaths. Not one death can be directly attributed to this.


Gumba: *grabs the stuff and stabs the nerd/official through the eye, piecing his brain and killing him*


You can't arrest me, he said it himself. No death will ever be attributed to this weapon.

by Gumba Gumba April 7, 2004

weapon of mass destruction

a dildo or strap on

Brett found a weapon of mass destruction in this guys top drawer

by shari March 10, 2004

weapon of ass destruction

A fat ass chode

"They declared Chris's chode a weapon of ass destruction on May 14, 2001"

by Kristen December 3, 2003

weapon of mass consumption

(n.) A phrase coined on Epic Meal Time, describing a monstrous work of gastronomy so artery clogging and so huge that it could be classified as a weapon.

"Dude! Is that a tank made out of meat?"
"Yeah! It's a weapon of mass consumption. Want some?"

by HiImVoldemort April 27, 2013

weaponized autism

Something only a sufferer of "half-rack autism" (alcoholic) would say. People who are born with autism have an excuse; people suffering from half-rack autism have no excuse at all.

Dave: "Hey, Carl! What's with that flamefest on the Hyundai forum you go to?"
Carl: (as he cracks open his 11th beer of the night) "I'unno, some weaponized autism shit."
Dave: (shakes head) "Says the dumbass whose autism comes from a can...or twelve of them. Dude, that's bullshit, grow up."

by Hinkel August 11, 2019