Cum Sniveling Weasel 

A deceitful, lying, waste of space, time, money, and air. This type of person makes outrageous claims like being related to Nicholas Cage and the person who invented glass. Lies permeate the structure of this type of person's mentality and disgusts men and women alike and their venomous personality is highly contagious so beware. An immediate syptom of being infected with this terrible character trait is the subtle development of curly hair and randomly screaming obscenities out the car window at dogs and the elderly.

That bastard just threw his gum at a dog and said "I know the Godfather," what a cum sniveling weasel he is.

Cum Sniveling Weasel by Nicholas Cage's distant relative's friend. November 30, 2006

pop goes the weasel 

Its when you're getting head and you cum in her mouth without any prior warning.

I was getting head and came in this girl's mouth without making a sound. She said "What the hell" and I yelled

"Pop goes the weasel bitch!!"

pop goes the weasel by Swarjin October 8, 2009

Peruvian Stink Weasel 

A sexual fetish in which a man is having anal intercourse with his partner whilst he is on the toilet, defecating.

Mike: Hey, Tim, I gave my girlfriend a Peruvian Stink Weasel last night!

Tim: Oh, snap!

Peruvian Stink Weasel by Carl Shveltz December 30, 2007

fuck weasel 

A dipshit who can't drive.

Move your Yukon fuck weasel!

fuck weasel by Howie Feltersnatch January 1, 2004

ass-weasel 

A gerbil for really tuff gays.

He's as tuff as he looks he uses ass-weasels. When Dickie saw the stuffed ass-weasel behind the bar he turned arround and walked out. In the struggled between gay and ass-weasel the ass-weasel has be known to win.

ass-weasel by benthere March 8, 2008

Fuck Weasel 

A person who declines delicious home made leftovers when leaving a friend's, relative's, or stranger's home after a scrumptious meal has been provided free of charge.

Grandma: Here you go my loving grandson. I well wrapped plate of leftovers for you to have for lunch tomorrow.

Grandson: Aw grandma, that sure was sweet of you, but ou know that I don't eat left overs.

Dad: Hey you little un-grateful Fuck Weasel. You take those leftovers and thank your grandmother.

Fuck Weasel by txredfish June 1, 2009

snitch weasel

verb-
To Jew, or slyly take what is wrongfully your's, usually something insignificant.

Noun-
Someone who snitch weasels frequently

Hey, look! That snitch weasel picking up a penny.

snitch weasel by afhfhghawjsa;fdslksdfknlfds November 17, 2010