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wallet arse

The painful condition suffered by anyone who keeps their wallet in their back pocket while sitting down for long periods, such as when driving long distances. Serious cases of the condition develop during highway driving and/or when the sufferer is wearing skinny jeans.
Joel's wallet arse was so bad you could still see the manufacturer's brand imprinted on his right butt cheek a week after he got back.
by joelster7455 December 1, 2015
mugGet the wallet arsemug.

I lost my Metamask wallet

Update of my previous definition of this word :
The copypasta can bait about as many as 80 bots (often 50-60) to reply you + less than 20 likes (commonly 10-15).

Usage : You can use this to ratio anyone (minus Elon Musk & Donald Drumpf)
Warning : You'll likely to get your account banned if you keep pasting it on their accounts.
I lost my Metamask wallet, I lost my Instagram account, my Facebook account was hacked my meta wallet, crypto wallet was hacked. I lost my ETH and bitcoin. I need IPTV, I need my trust wallet, pay someone to write this essay.
by Shiine-1 March 11, 2025
mugGet the I lost my Metamask walletmug.

Glizzy Wallet

No Penetration, just sliding your dick up and down an ass crack
Bro-1: how was your night?

Bro-2: thought we were gonna have sex but just ended up doing the olé Glizzy wallet
by Mcnuggs10! July 1, 2022
mugGet the Glizzy Walletmug.

Sausage Wallet

Otherwise known as pussy, vagina,cunt,box,snatch,mick,muff,love tunnel or fury magnet. BEWArE: Has been know to mankind for millions of years to be the very source and rOOt of EVIL it’s self . I still dream of dieing with one in my mouth trying to drown me.✌️
You will be my Sausage Wallet tonight if you fight it you then become a victim please fight me lol
mugGet the Sausage Walletmug.

ham wallet

A place where pigs keep their money.
Son: Dad, what's a ham wallet?
Dad: Something pigs use to keep their money.
by dragonman9001 June 24, 2019
mugGet the ham walletmug.

Super Wallet

A person (usually a dumb man either in love or trying real hard to get some) whose spending capability is ENDLESS!!!
That asshole had the nerve to tell me that he would take me to Hawaii if I didn't tell his wife that he fucked me!!! You know how much that shit costs?!?! Go SUPER WALLET!!!
by Sexy Trini Diva March 17, 2005
mugGet the Super Walletmug.

Sausage Wallet

Larry: I would totally love to cram my johnson inside that lady's Sausage Wallet
Willy: I bet you would but too bad you have a turkey dick
by markhashairynutsicles March 18, 2010
mugGet the Sausage Walletmug.

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