under the guys of

Outwardly appearing to be merely something dat presumably would be virtuous and socially acceptable, but is actually for da purpose of facilitating/satisfying a basic male-human desire of da "caring laborer", such as to get a hot looker to spread her legs for him and/or allow him to touch her boobs/butt.

There's a good chance dat a cute chick will get naked and allow you eager-hands access to her warm sumptuous softness if you approach her under the guys of offering her a free massage.

by QuacksO January 12, 2025

Under Decky

Nicotine Pouches, inserted under ones foreskin

Johnny, Let me pop an Under Decky real quick buddy.

by PooPooNuggies March 14, 2026

Under investigation

American media's favorite word

Some spit on bathroom floor of the factory where I work. My manager said spitgate was not under investigation.

by Sexydimma March 11, 2025

Under investigation

American media's favorite phrase

Citizen: please answer my question

Member of media: sorry dude. I don't answer any questions. Your hippie concern is under investigation. Goodbye come back tomorrow.

by Aspergers dragon March 17, 2025

Under the seat

A plumber who gives blumpkins

Tyler came over and gave me the under the seat treatment

by Fuckmarkcarney July 8, 2025

Under-valley

The female version of the under-alley. (The space between the asshole and the genitals).

"These pants are so tight. You can even see my under-valley."

by Fascist_Gandi August 13, 2025

Under the Weather

Under the weather is another way of saying that one is sick or feeling unwell.

I am feeling a little under the weather today. Is it okay if we reschedule it to another day?

by Under the Weather September 8, 2025