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Twilight Telly

Noun. Rubbish programs which are on television from 1am to about 6am. Nobody watches them, because most people are in bed that time, and the only ones that are up are either getting drunk in bars or working night shifts. Nevertheless, TV channels feel they must put on all of their reject programs, such as documentaries about police car chases and plastic surgery procedures.
I woke up the other night and couldn't get back to sleep, so I turned on the TV and watched five minutes of "When Penis Surgery Goes Wrong", and before I knew it, I nodded off again. Thank you, twilight telly!
by Public Enemy Number 42 May 12, 2008
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Twilight Gap

The Battle of Twilight Gap was a fierce battle between the forces of the City and the combined might of the Fallen Houses at Twilight Gap. The battle was hard fought, but eventually the city emerged victorious, rebuffing the assault which resulted in the alliance of Fallen breaking apart.
by Game mode 0 September 23, 2016
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twilight-paramore

Twilight Fans who think they know Paramore after watching Twilight and falling instantly in love with Decode. They now think they are Paramore number one fans and that they know Everysingle thing about Paramore.

Like a Parawhore but with Twilight.
Girl One: Omg.. I just watched Twilight!!
Girl Two:..?

Girl One: Paramores in it... they are like the best eva!
Girl Two: Right..
Girl One: I lovee Paramore.. I'm like their number one fan!
Girl Two: You twilight-paramore..
by Joean November 9, 2009
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Twilight Sparkle

The most awesome of the Unicorns in My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. She is purple, pink and all kinds of awesome. Will Tolerate and Love the shit out of you if you hate the show. PONY

Also a mighty druid.
Who's that new pony?
Twilight Sparkle; the most badass unicorn of all time!
by ElkrapsThgiliwt May 16, 2011
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digging twilight

I looked over to the car stopped next to me at the light, and this hot babe was digging twilight!
by JaJeff March 24, 2009
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twilight princess

Coming out in the autumn of 2006, The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess will be the latest installment in the long-running series. It is considered to be Nintendo's swan song title for the Gamecube, but will also be released as a launch title for the Wii.

It will move away from the controversial cel-shaded graphics of the previous Zelda game, The Wind Waker, and will feature the more realistic graphics that originated in The Ocarina of Time.
Person 1: Looks like Twilight Princess will be the last game that I get for the Gamecube...

Person 2: Yes! Twilight Princess will be a game I get at the launch of the Wii.
by NimhRat May 22, 2006
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twilight sucker

when a twilight fan doesnt stop going on about twilight
by joemosexual January 3, 2010
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