face turn

When a person completely and suddenly, and often shockingly, goes from bad to good. The term came from professional wrestling to refer when a heel(bad guy) becomes a face(good guy) and the crowd cheers for him.

Dude did you see that wrestler's face turn yesterday?

face turn by helper 12345 July 17, 2016

Rounding the Turn 

A grifting term coined by Donald Trump to leave his gullible supporters with the impression that the COVID-19 Pandemic will soon be over.

The covid will soon be over; we're rounding the turn

Rounding the Turn by Uncle Frank's Fox October 23, 2020

McMicken U-Turn

Sexual act in which you perform oral sex on a woman, starting at the clitoris, then licking all the way down the labia majoras and making your way to the asshole, around and back to the clit.

Girl 1: so how was it last night?
Girl 2: oh my god, he did the McMicken U-turn to me! i can barely stand!
Girl 1: wow, im soo damp!

McMicken U-Turn by O.G. Bo Vice January 21, 2010

Massachusetts Left Turn 

A Massachusetts Left Turn occurs when the driver of a vehicle, when stopped in impenetrable traffic or waiting for an inconvenient light, utilizes the empty oncoming lane of traffic to bypass the wait and make a left turn. This can range from a quick dodge around the car in front of them, to a full throttle blast down hundreds of feet of road. The longer the run between where the car crosses the center line of the road and the left turn, the greater the skill and daring of the driver.

We didn't move for 3 light cycles because those incompetent boobs were digging up the intersection again, so I had to pull a Massachusetts Left Turn and take side streets to avoid being late for work.

Massachusetts Left Turn by endusone April 29, 2011

Uno Skip Turn 

The only element that may prevent the uno reverse card and upheld it upon the person closest to you

Me to Friend: Bro shut up
Friend: No u
Me thinking ahead: Places uno reverse card
Friend: Places uno skip turn card
Me: Uh oh MAX!
Max: Yeah?!
Me: SHUT UP

Uno Skip Turn by DryBread November 19, 2019

360 degrees turn and walk away 

internet meme, answer to the question what the 360 in "Xbox 360" means. If someone asks this question, the only answer is: "Because whenever I see it, I make a 360 degrees turn and walk away". Ofcourse, it is impossible to walk away after a 360 degrees turn, as you will still be facing the Xbox. Another version of this joke is: "I make a 360 degrees turn and moonwalk away". This obviously solves the problem.

newfag: HAI WHAT DUZ TEH 360 IN XBOX 360 MEAN? OMG LOL!!!!!1 KTHXBAI

oldfag: Whenever I see it, I make a 360 degrees turn and walk away.

360 degrees turn and walk away by homosexuals are gay March 14, 2009

Illinois Turn Signal 

When a driver from Illinois suddenly veers into your lane for no reason, with no turn signal whatsoever. Usually performed at high speed, and when no other cars are in the vicinity.

The idea to teach the concept of "turn signals" has been floated through years in Illinois driver's ed schools, but nothing serious has come of it.

Outside of Illinois, it is most often seen by Wisconsin and Indiana residents due to the prevalence of FIBs.

Two guys in a car: one from Wisconsin, the other from Illinois.

Wisconsin driver: That asshole just cut me off!
Illinois passenger: Oh come on, he did use the Illinois Turn Signal.

Illinois Turn Signal by TheSchnauf November 14, 2011