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pube tube

"put some lube on your pube tube rube, here comes my dum dum bullet"
by theWestHamfan December 29, 2003
mugGet the pube tubemug.

tube socks

Granny's tube socks have seen better years.
by slimon simon April 17, 2006
mugGet the tube socksmug.

titty-tube

A titty tube is what's at a girls house that purchased boobs for a couple grand and therefore cannot afford a good TV. This set usually has an unbelievable amount of static and horrible sound.
Man, I went over to this chicks house with fake boobs to watch Transformers. Her titty-tube was so bad it completely ruined the movie.
by Spreela January 7, 2008
mugGet the titty-tubemug.

noob tube

A weapon that is often employed by someone who is "new" to an FPS game and needs to use the maximum ammount of fire power just to "try" to survive, because noob's have no skill. Usually a Bazukka or rocket launcher. Hense the term "noob tube".
Maj. Poopinschaft: " Hay you killed me 10 times in a row....
I think I'll get you with a bazukka, because I have no skill ! "
cartOOnman: " Go ahead, Get your noob tube, I'll still bash you over the head with a 45. NYUK NYUK NYUK MUUhahahahahaha "
mugGet the noob tubemug.

piss tube

a piss tube is the inner part of a mens penis where through the piss will flow and eventually come out. It is the channel in the penis. Also nowadays there are tube sites on the internet. These sites provide embedded flash movies. A tube site with only piss movies is called a piss tube
An example of a piss tube site is thepisstube.com
by piss tube February 20, 2009
mugGet the piss tubemug.

Tube of Lube

Whether its for dry skin or cuts or you just need a little slick, tube of lube comes in all sizes, right now econo size for the same price!
John: Man my hands are dry from this winter air.
Ed: Maybe you should get some hand cream for that...
Foug: Want some tube of lube?
by Foug September 2, 2003
mugGet the Tube of Lubemug.

lubing the tube

lubing the tube is what a circumcised guy does to his dick before jacking off and glazing the donut.
I'm cut high & tight, so I'm always lubing the tube before I beat my meat!
by USAF Cadet July 25, 2021
mugGet the lubing the tubemug.

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