blowing your own trumpet

Auto fellatio. Sucking your own penis.

John's in his bedroom blowing his own trumpet.
Are you big enough to be capable of blowing your own trumpet?

by Cheesehoven June 8, 2007

Did i step on your trumpet?

A saying which implies that there was no intent to offend someone. Made popular by psychedelic pop group Danielson on the album Ships. Can also be used when one is unsure of whether or not harm was done by an offhanded comment.

Jerry: Oh I know I hated those kids, in fact I hated anyone who had a pony growing up
Manya: I Had a pony
Jerry: Sorry, did I step on your trumpet?

that would've saved Manya.

by rocktopuss February 23, 2006

Trumpet

The loudest and most annoying instrument in the band. Trumpets have a sworn enemy between the clarinets and flutes. Generally loud and obnoxious and the people who play them are the same way. They can never play in tune and if something goes wrong with a performance, it was their fault. Don't be a trumpet.

Me: Dude, the trumpets are fucking up again. We haven't even played 3 measures yet.
Friend: I know, our band would be so much better without them.

by @thatnerdoverthere December 8, 2019

trumpet cookie

When you are not sure if someone is a male or female.

Look at that trumpet cookie walking down the street!

by Camokt June 16, 2016

Trumpet

A loud and annoying person

That guys is being such a trumpet.

by The ClaperWolf August 24, 2019

Trumpet

(Noun) Stupid American

Person 1: I am feeling sick; Should I ingest some bleach?

Person 2: Only if you are a trumpet.

Person 1: I know he cheated on me multiple times; but he swears has has changed. I should call him.
Person 2: Girl why you got to be such a trumpet

by LittleCloud October 31, 2020

trumpet

A really devoted Trump supporter.

Dude 1: Man, Trump won the election.
Dude 2: Look at all his supporters chanting his name in front of the Trump Tower.
Dude 1: Fucking trumpets.

by HitlerOfGrammar November 26, 2016