Definitions by bentgenius

Piglet 

A person so obese that only someone of a darker color would every try to get pregnant

Man your stupid if you get that piglet pregnant she already had eight kids

Piglet by bentgenius June 11, 2025

Scientology 

Since Scientology has nothing in common with science I purpose scient to mean L. Ron Hubbard's penis and the suffix -ology to mean study of.

Scientology having nothing in common with science means literally the study of L Ron Hubbard's penis.

Scientology by bentgenius May 30, 2018

Scientology 

Scientology having nothing in common with science scient translates from xenuian as L. Ron Hubbard's penis and the suffix -ology meaning study of... literally means study of L. Ron's penis

Scientology has nothing in common with science scient obviously is used by actors who can't get works obsession with L. Ron's penis while the -ology means study of. Culminating in the study and cataloging of L. Ron Hubbard's penis .

Scientology by bentgenius May 30, 2018

rusty trumpet

donald trump below the rust belt of america

damn our president is a good rusty trumpet.

rusty trumpet by bentgenius July 27, 2017

kismet irony 

when your looking at the world and infer because of your point of view that something is meant to be, preordained, or destined when the reality is that all things are standalone events and not connected whats so ever, but still to percieve the connection between the events or what have you.

my name is frank stark and i feel a kismet irony when i see in the media all of the franks and starks it seems to be riddled with. i.e. francis underwood, tony stark, edward stark, the griffon from fantastic beasts name was frank, etc.

kismet irony by bentgenius June 27, 2017