Definitions by Cheesehoven

bovril barcode 

Brown stains left down the back of underpants after a badly wiped crap, in other words skidmarks.

MUM: Ya ought ta learn ta wipe yer arse better, Bruno. Ya left a serious bovril barcode on yer white pants.

bovril barcode by Cheesehoven June 15, 2007

blowing your own trumpet 

Auto fellatio. Sucking your own penis.

John's in his bedroom blowing his own trumpet.
Are you big enough to be capable of blowing your own trumpet?

blowing your own trumpet by Cheesehoven June 8, 2007

talent scout 

Noun. A man (usually) who is constantly on the look out for attractive young women or 'talent' to conquer.

Cate: Watch out for him. He's the local talent scout.

talent scout by Cheesehoven June 8, 2007