TPAD

Take
Pills
And
Drown

Man I wish you would just TPAD

by DurocShark September 4, 2005

P.O.T.P

"Part Of The Problem"

We are P.O.T.P

by Mcole March 8, 2015

TPS

Tiny Penis Syndrome. Causes the affected person to act arrogent and most likely have a very large truck and/or lots of expensive stuff

Did you see James trying to be all cool and and impress everyone with his truck's new stereo system? He's probably compensating for his bad case of TPS.

by TwistedEmotion July 2, 2006

t.t.p

Toke Toke Pass
The act of sharing a joint around.
Each person has to toke then pass the J on, this needs to happen in rapid fire motion to fully utilize the J.

Big D: toke toke pass
Stu : toke toke pass
Fooch : toke toke pass talk
GF : shut up and pass the J Fooch. toke toke pass

by Gee VATO October 19, 2003

tps reports

A report, usually printed on soft, pliable paper. 'tps' is an acronym for Toilet Paper Substitute. Submitting a tps report without the requisite cover page is tantamount to leaving the toilet seat up after taking a leak. Both events usher a series of comments by superiors and peers alike.

"Could you pass some of your tps report under the stall wall, I'm fresh out"

by Tim C. November 11, 2004

tpms

Acronym for Tire Pressure Monitoring System
a system that measures a difference in tire rotation and tells you that a tire could be low or high in air pressure.

Newer cars offer TPMS so drivers can have a step forward in maintaining a desired fuel economy

by bluehuffy December 9, 2008

tpc

A short text meaning for Tempermental Problem Child.

I hate tpc's they are a bunch of retards.

by pokepotty August 6, 2011