Tiddlywonk

A tiddlywonk is a younger person that you admit is better than you in most ways.

"Look at this tiddlywonk kicking my ass!"

by Dragoninja November 3, 2013

Tidletone

When someone's undertone is so overwhelming, they might as well just be telling you "I fucking hate you, and your dog."

“I asked if everything was okay, but she gave me a tidletoned ‘Yes'.

by milzey June 30, 2014

Toddler face

The act of someone getting food on their face ( commonly around the mouth area), much like a toddler.

My dad got major toddler face after eating saucy ribs.

by snoutwash69 December 21, 2014

toddlerocracy

(1) A system of government, or a state/kingdom, ruled by the toddler in residence. (2) Control of an organization or group by the toddlers of its membership.

No sleep was ever allowed in the oppressive toddlerocracy.

by DJMatticus October 20, 2015

twiddle dink

Is a sexual male who lacks the nessisary interpersonal skill set to actually get laid.

Ex. Look at that twiddle dink playing with his knob...again!

by mspanks204 April 5, 2016

tuddledick

Someone that doesn't know when to stop doing something.

"Yeah, Alex was being a real tuddledick at the party."

by Billu Jenkins September 14, 2016

Toddles

A gorilla-like mutation which goes by the name of "Nia" found on IMVU. Likely originated from the deep depths of the african jungle. Usually hairy, gooey, deformed face area. Also deadly when touched. Beware.

"EW! Watch out for that Toddles! You don't want to catch Down Syndrome!"

by Lollipop IMVU June 22, 2016