ticketholder

1.One who holds a ticket. Typically used as an insult 2. One who isn't in the band or can't get on the list, thus needs a ticket. Part of the crowd 3. Things to talk about at the reunion

And now you're just a ticket holder
Now you're just a fan.
Nothing but a ticket holder,
A fitting resolution for all of your best laid plans.

by Leif Mordeth July 22, 2005

piss tickets

a ticket purchased at a public toilet to go for a piss

Sabastian when to the toilet and had to buy a 'piss tickets' to have a piss

by WuddaWhist February 16, 2009

bum tickets

toilet paper

Hey babe! Can you bring me some bum tickets? I ran out in here!

by NevaMO February 2, 2016

Ticken

A fucking retard

Tristen is a ticken

by HarryIsafagsohekilleagotnamedb July 17, 2018

The Tickel Effect

A naturally occurring phenomenon, whereby gentlemen with distinguished facial-hair become synced in their micturition cadence (commonly referred to as 'pee-time') The Tickel Effect is hypothesized to be an evolutionary means of driving awkward social interaction in confined spaces, thereby solidifying tribal bonds.

I've spotted Neal in the restroom nearly every time I've gone, must be the Tickel Effect in action!

by MaximusRidiculous December 12, 2018

Mr. Paul E. Tickes

A pompous and condescending politician.

Mr. Paul E. Tickes passed a new law banning plastic straws and a fine of up to $2,000 if it's violated.

by The Ferocious Whomper October 8, 2021

ticked off

upset,angry,annoyed

can also be used as a verb (see below)

annoyance ranking:
* pissed off
* tit in a wringer
* pissy
*>ticked off
* undies in a bundle
* bent out of shape
* peaved
* miffed (agitated and fey)

He's still ticked off about the election of 2000.

These *#%$! referees really tick me off.

by mandingoe October 10, 2005