Monkey Mustard

Monkey Mustard is when you fart so hard you shoot out globs of shit. Similar to shart.

Becky: -LOUD AGGRESIVE FART- (also sounds bubbly, and sounds like when you squish flarp.) Keisha: OOoo girl you definitely just shot out some monkey mustard.

by slimelord August 24, 2018

Mustard piss

What comes out of a mustard bottle when you forget to shake it first

I got mustard piss on my hotdog because I forgot to shake the bottle first.

by Boingoboi August 17, 2018

meat mustard

Another word for semen

I drained myself of all my meat mustard last night

by Kcole54301 January 30, 2018

Mustard

Mustafa’s official nickname.

“Mustard is a dumbass”

by PilotCaptain25 January 28, 2022

Custard Mustard

The name of a Tiddlytubby that is yellow and a superstar.

Custard Mustard is a superstar!!!!!!!!!!

by SahaibP March 9, 2024

Mustard Bud

The most handsome and powerful person in this word, have a good eye sight and a good communication skills

Mustard bud is the best person ever

by Shimie October 29, 2019

Mustard top

An Asian Jew or also could be a Asian man with a uncircumcised below average penis

I tell ya what Jenny I had the best mustard top in my life

Second that fucking mustard top Jew tried to sell me undercooked chicken fried rice at double the price

by The first time you were able a October 2, 2023