a licentious man resembling an elf (derived from the words fay, meaning resembling an elf, and goat, a man lacking legal or moral restraints)
by RobertOldhead March 25, 2007
Get the fay-goatmug. by Sasha Smith July 5, 2011
Get the Cunt Goatmug. otherwise known as the "male camel toe". large protuding bulge in ones pants because his panis is crammed in them becasue they are too tight.
by Justin Roberts July 13, 2007
Get the goat knucklemug. One that is so wasted they have lost all sense of balance, self control and manors. This person no choice but to act like a complete ass hole. Someone that gets so drunk they piss themselves before falling through your coffee table and then puke on your couch. If a male, the goat loader lives with his parents for his entire life cycle. His parents will have caught him naked with dick in hand passed out on their couch watching paperview porn and on a bad night he will have a dried up load on his shirt or worse his chin.
Jim was such a goat loader last night, not only did he fuck my fat sister but he also shit in my refrigerator.
by CrazzyEddie2010 December 19, 2010
Get the Goat Loadermug. an escape goat is a sheep that is the hardest to catch and shag, the letters goat actually standing for "greatest of all time" referring to it's rare and incredible escape from the clutches of the expert sheep catching/shagging welsh.
by Dalton Crusty November 29, 2021
Get the Escape Goatmug. He went home with that ugly chick? Man, he really raped the goat.
Archaic usage: Oh, man, I've been up since 5 am. I think I'm gonna go rape the goat.
Archaic usage: Oh, man, I've been up since 5 am. I think I'm gonna go rape the goat.
by bdb2h April 11, 2008
Get the Rape the goatmug. Any messy or sticky situation in which one is involved that is keeping him or her from executing their normal duties
by Chefbeezy March 12, 2015
Get the goat stewmug.