Spanish announce table

The table where the Spanish announcers sit that is almost always broken during a WWE Pay Per View. The breaking of the table has become a running joke amongst wrestling fans and is seen as an "unspoken tradition" of Pay Per Views and hardcore matches.

The most notable occurrence of this was at the King of the Ring PPV in 1998 when Mankind was thrown off of the 20 foot high Hell in the Cell by the Undertaker and crashed through the table below.

"Bob tried to borrow money from me again"
"Man, that guy is broke more often than the Spanish announce table"

by JLB237 December 16, 2013

Spanish Dip

a position used in sexual intercourse. It is just like grinding only with more hip movements.

I used the Spanish Dip on Lauren last night.

by Jason Wheeler September 22, 2007

spanish panther

is an undefinable source of wisdom; his legend preceeds him. he is the dark turtle.

the spanish panther's ora has healed millions.

by shnarf May 26, 2008

Spanish Fruit Company

When women go topless on the beach for the enjoyment of fruit connesurs arround the world.
Comes in all forms from Big Juicy Mellons, Knocking Coconuts, Conference Pears, Tangy Oranges and Ripe Bananas!!! - V. Tasty

There was a great selection thanks to the Spanish Fruit Company!

She must work for the Spanish Fruit Companies mellon division.

by Marmalade Master13 October 20, 2009

Spanish moss

The pubic hair of an elderly ho, which is often moldy, greenish in color, and infested with crabs, lice, brown recluse spiders, beetle larvae, maggots and other living and dead organisms. The aroma given off from Spanish moss is overwhelming and can sometimes be fatal.

Doctor: Nurse, come in here please! I can't place a catheter in this patient!

Nurse: Why not, Doctor? Is there too much Spanish moss around her twat or something?

Doctor: Maybe so. Would you give me a hand on this one??

Nurse: Sure, doctor. Let me put on some gloves and I'll see if I can make my way through that Spanish moss. Pee-ooo!


*** RELATED LIMERICK ***

There was an old whore from the Azores,
Whose cunt was so covered with sores;
That the dogs in the street
Wouldn't eat the green meat,
That hung from festoons on her drawers.

by Rob Porter January 14, 2009

spanish pk3r

A no namer who is a skilled hybrid pker, however you will commonly find him one iteming or nigerian ranging at bounty hunter. He is known for doing random things which can vary from holding fake drop parties to forming nazi signs from flowers at edge bank. While he may be a low level he is not to be taken lightly.

Hybrid #1: Wow get that nigerian ranger off me
Hybrid #2: Wow is that spanish pk3r again?

Tank #1: Wow look at this level 109 nub I think i'm going to fight him with my smite on.
Tank #1: Oh wow I got ddsed for a 38-38

by spanish pk3r March 16, 2008

Spanish Bath

When your sharing a bath with your lady, she starts by sucking you off, then you do her from behind until she cums.

Got home late from work last night & walked straight into a Spanish Bath...........nearly knocked her through the wall !!!

by Lost Brummie July 17, 2009