Sausage

The penis.

Dad: Okay, I made some tang and sausage for breakfast today. Sister: Whoa, sausage and tang, isn't that kind of ironic? Hehehe. Dad: What? I don't get it. Sister: Ha, nevermind dad. Dad: Oh, Tatiana come sit down for breakfast. Me: Sorry dad I can't. Sort of in a hurry. Dad: Okay well then just take some sausage and go then. Me: =) Man, if I had a dime for everytime a man has said that to me. Sister and I: LOL Dad: Why are you laughing? Growing girls need sausage.

by Just some rocker chick May 2, 2010

Sausage and Sauerkraut

A popular fetish in the East German gay community in which a man stuffs Sauerkraut in his partner's asshole. After engaging in anal sex, the man pulls out with Sauerkraut hanging from his manhood and stuffed in his foreskin and has his partner fellatio him. His penis serves as the "sausage"

I had a great time with Heinrich last night. He gave me a Sausage and Sauerkraut!

by proudmonkey1999 February 16, 2009

sausage party

a gathering consisting of more dicks than chicks

Mr. Davis:
So how was it last night at the bus depot Mr. Stewart?
Mr Stewart: Well since I am a gay man, I loved it because it was a total sausage party.

by Bird Killa October 14, 2003

Blood Sausage

After having sex with a girl on her period, she proceeds to fellate the still bloody penis.

When I woke up to the red scare, I realized that the night before she took a hefty helping of blood sausage.

by Rascly Roommate May 2, 2009

sausage alley

A loose and spacious poontang.

Like throwing a sausage down an alley.

She has a fanny like a sausage alley.

by R D H April 30, 2006

sausage wallet

another slang term for a vagina. a sausage being the penis & the vagina being the wallet.

hope you got that dumbass.

you are just a no good sausage wallet, the freaking whore

by suck on this ass wipe February 14, 2009

Italian Sausage

The penis of an Italian man or an American man of Italian ancestry. An Italian Sausage is the literal man meat of those men with Italian blood, whose penis is most often very thick and hairy but noT nescecarily long as thickness has to do with the sausage. Italian men have a large sexual appetite that's in our genes, and we put the gift of our race to good use. The thickness of our sausages feels amazing when being pumped through pussy or ass.

Nico Tortorella probably has a thick, Italian Sausage.

by NickNicky576 July 11, 2011