industrial sized bag of douche 

adjective

instead of calling someone just being a plain ol' bag of douche OR douche bag, they kick it up a notch by large sizing it.

You call someone this when they are of annoyance to you, or just plain retarded in general.

see also: douche bag, industrial

synonym(s): lame, stupid, moron

Kari: You know Mary? I can't believe what a big douche bag she has been since she's been dating Darby!

Alex: no no! she's being an industrial sized bag of douche!!

Kari: ooh!

industrial sized bag of douche by xenu! May 24, 2008

Sizemanship 

When someone or something does something in a way that emphasizes their size, whether positively, negatively, or in a neutral manner.

“Kiki the pup displayed such excellent sizemanship when he snuggly road the scenic byway in the backpack of his motorcyclist mama.”

“This fork ALMOST fits inside the Tupperware, but it just won’t close. What poor sizemanship!! This is baloney!”

“In sixth grade I was the glad bearer because I was the only one who the holster belt fit. My sizemanship came in handy that year and earned me the junior patriot’s metal.”

Sizemanship by Pearljamandspam May 24, 2021

National 'Throw Medium Sized People Day' 

In response to National Throw Short and Tall people Day, October 23rd is the day where people can throw their friends who are between 5'5" and 5'9" without their consent.

"We'll come for you medium sized people for National 'Throw Medium Sized People Day' is on October 23rd!"

National 'Throw Medium Sized People Day' by FabianBabaYaga October 12, 2021

tote sized 

tiny or small, just a little guy

"that dude has tote sized junk, hes TOTALLY hung like a butterfly"

tote sized by LebanonJon November 5, 2006

Plus-sized

A term for morbidly obese people, mostly women.

What’s your opinion on plus-sized women?
Their fucking fat

Plus-sized by Devappl June 5, 2022

Bieber Sized Condom 

Condom Sized

Extra Large
Large
Medium
Semi Medium
Average
Small
Extra Extra Small
Toothpick thin..
JUSTIN BIEBER

Obnoxious Skank 1: Dude I tried to have sex with Luke!
Obnoxious Skank 2: REALLY? How'd that work out?
Obnoxious Skank 1: He's a Bieber Sized Condom
Obnoxious Skank 2: Don't say that I LUVV JUSTIN BIEBER
Obnoxious Skank 1: OKAY OKAY...

Bieber Sized Condom by A girl who hates Bieber Fever May 21, 2010

sizemeat 

Big penis. The opposite of tinymeat. Originates on gay gossip forum Datalounge.

We all know that Jared has sizemeat. Does anyone know just how big he is?

sizemeat by Princess Tinymeat May 30, 2006