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by uh May 18, 2016
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Captain Shitty

1. Anyone who gets overly intoxicated rapidly and winds up laying on the floor puking on the carpet before anyone else is even buzzed.

2. An Appalachian folk hero who's spirit hides in bottles of cheap whiskey waiting to possess anyone who consumes the liquor. Possession by Captain Shitty can be spotted by looking for the symptoms: heavy intoxication, singing off beat to the music, laying on the ground, excessive vomiting, loud voice, basic and outrageous shenanigans, and the use of the phrases "I'm not drunk," and "I love you guys", often mashed into one loud slurred sentence.

3. Your friends cousin who gets extremely fucked up on his first ever acid hit and a massive amount of shitty vodka at one of your acid parties and pukes all over the place and sends you into a bad trip since your contemplating a possible emergency situation on acid.
#1: I'mnotdrunkIloveyouguys!- pukes - Woooooo!
#2: Dude, shut the fuck up.
#1: That girls got a sweet ass. Like to. Fuck her. HEY!
#3: That's my girlfriend. You need to shut the fuck up.
#2: Fuckin' kids turned into Captain Shitty, don't listen to him.
by StonedRoxy January 2, 2012
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Shittycaca

When bowel movements lack in size and in strength of smell.
My gut was hurting all day . I though it was a big one , but when I went to the restroom it turned out to be a shittycaca.
by Myco-BADFISH- December 27, 2007
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shitty taco

the act of two women scissor together, usually lesbians, and one females shits into the other females vagina. The "taco" is referring to the vagina.
girl 1: Hey, you want to go have a shitty taco ?
girl 2: Sure, i would love to!
by Stallion2214 February 11, 2010
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Shitty Panda

The act of defecating into a womans mouth whilst simoultaniously punching her in both eyes giving her the appearance of a panda.
Helen was recovering from a vicious shitty panda.
by Frizbehitman July 25, 2010
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shitty mummy

The technique of rolling toilet paper many times around hand before ass wiping commences.
where did all of the shit paper go>????
oh, must have been the curse of the shitty mummy.

see also, Shitmitt.
by Josh February 8, 2005
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shitty cookie

When you get a fortune cookie that gives you identical numbers for your lotto picks.
WTF! My lucky numbers are 5-15-25-30-25! What a shitty cookie!
by Hoof Hearted May 23, 2008
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