Gunner Shits

Shit that comes out at mach speed, in the form of small,solid,individual turds in a rapid fire fashion, and usually splashes water on you're ass hole.

I had the gunner shits this morning and I got splashed like 20 times.

by Blunts and Cuntz December 5, 2009

spray shits

Shit that comes out of your asshole with the same speed and consistency of any aerosol spray.

I've got some mean spray shits today.

by Stumanji July 15, 2011

Mass of two shits

Another word for the terrible state of Massachusetts

Where is the city of Boston located? In Mass of two shits

by Dshostoppa December 23, 2021

Shants

To short for pants, to long for shorts. Shants

Garrett wears shants cause is family is to poor to buy pants.

by Gary June 6, 2003

the shits

Brownish-red juice that shoots from the anal sphincter. Caused by Montezuma's Revenge, or other health issues.

The shits, Pissing out of my asshole.

by Chris Richardson August 20, 2007

The Shins

as a certain girl I know says, "Only the greatest band ever."

Me: What band is this?
Girl: It's the shins, only the greatest band ever.

by Coffman August 7, 2007

library shits

the feeling that some people get when they walk into a bookstore or library and immediately have the urge to take a big crap.

i was going to the library to study but i only got in about 5 minutes of study time before the library shits kicked in....

by assassassin123 September 2, 2009