The Poop Scoop

The Poop Scoop is a sexual act performed by two parteners where one inserts there hand into the others in a spoon shape as the other releases excrement.

Person 1: Oh my god, did you hear Becky did the Poop Scoop with Jimmy?

Person 2: Nosh mate that’s fucked.

by NoshyCap March 21, 2019

who can scoop

Term middle schoolers use meaning to come pick them and their friends up.

Kara: Who can scoop

Lara: omw

by OkayOkaysufiskd February 19, 2021

The Daily Scoop

Maddie

Maddie is the daily scoop

by afaafasafaffaafafafs October 5, 2021

pull up and scoop you

Come over and pick you up

Aye you got a ride or do you need me to pull up and scoop you

by 858_hate June 1, 2023

scoop

to get fingered from behind unexpectedly.

bitch, i just got scooped last night.

by rachel and laura September 24, 2007

Poop and Scoop

A highly illegal practice occurring mainly on the Internet. A small group of informed people attempt to push down a stock by spreading false information and rumors. If they are successful, they can purchase the stock at bargain prices.
Poop and Scooping is the opposite of Pump and Dumping.

I just sold my stock, because these guys told me to, but it turns out that they were just using the Poop and Scoop. I shouldn't have sold it.

by Noah Hoback January 24, 2009

scroop

1.v.To lightly finger (Yokel-speak)
2.v.Variation on scoop and screw
3.n.A small badger-like creature that lives in the hills of Hertfordshire (Baldock Speak)

1.Ooh arr! Tra'errr? Youest be scop'n that there sloth 'gain Jamie-poo?
2.a) I had a great scroop last night
b) He scrooped the screw in
3.Like what is done derr scroop yeh uh Buwdockk

by jms February 1, 2003