schlitterschluter

A flailed device to use in the consumption of hotrails .

Hey guys has anyone seen the schlitterschluter?

by Betty Blows January 19, 2018

Schlinn

A word used to describe someone who has done something wrong.

Shut up schlinn

by Schlinn January 7, 2019

Schlitzed

To become/be drunk purely off of a cheap light beer. Derived from Schlitz beer, the original cheap light beer brewed in Wisconsin since 1849.

Brian brought a 12 pack of Miller Lite and now he's just Schlitzed.

by The_Informer March 30, 2019

Schlinkus

A person most likely under the influence of some form of herbal intoxicant.

"Bro are you schlinkus right now?!"
"Ya bro I straight up cant feel my legs."

by mrduckonqwack March 14, 2019

Schlitterbahn Sausage

When you wrap your mattress in a giant plastic tarp or cover, slather it with bodily fluids and feces, then slide across it like a Slip 'N' Slide.

Susan and I are going to stay in tonight and have a Schlitterbahn Sausage party.

by Slivel June 10, 2019

Schlizzo

A man who cries after sexual intercourse

Yeah pretty sad for Greg, apparently he is a Schlizzo

by John10p July 19, 2019

Schlimpin Bananagins

Jake Hekler.

Jake Hekler: "I am simpin so hard for this girl."
Mengy: "So you are schlimpin bananagins?"

by Meat Day March 9, 2020