Safety Smiley

A smiley within a text that is only there to make a negative or mean remark seemingly less bad. Often used by passive-aggressive people.

Man your hair looks like dogshit again :) (<- Safety Smiley)

by Nick_knock April 7, 2022

safety whore

A construction company that enforces strict safety rules having sold out to the insurance carrier for a cheaper premium

The general contractor on that project is a safety whore.

by Cmmncnts May 10, 2018

Safety baby daddy

A Safety Baby Daddy is a friend whom agrees to have a baby with you after a certain age if you have remained single and childless.

“If I don’t have a child by 35, can we agree to have a child with each other?”

“Yes I will be your safety baby daddy”

by Taylour Paige December 11, 2021

Safety windmill

The act of windmilling before coitus. Ensures readiness and boosts performance.

Man I safety windmilled last night. She said I was awesome!

Thanks safety windmill!

by Badmanh May 27, 2016

Safety Fuck

Noun: Safety Fucker - A person who fuck‘s their Friend‘s significant other to prove the significant other‘s disloyalty and keep the friend safe from a bad relationship.

Verb: Safety Fuck - The act of fucking a Friend’s significant other to prove the disloyalty of the significant other to their friend, keeping them safe from a bad relationship

ex. 1 (Noun) - My friend is a top-tier Safety Fucker! He’s saved me from 8 bad relationships!

ex. 2 (Verb) - I Safety Fucked Jacob’s girl and now they aren’t dating. He’ll thank me later.

by Cugsly October 21, 2021

safety circle

The anti-social circle formed by a group of women at parties. Frequently formed by a group of sorority sisters at frat parties.

This party is so lame, all the girls are just staying in their safety circles.

by grumbledum January 1, 2017

safety fuck

Someone you agree to have sex with if you haven’t before the age of 16.

‘Dude, I won’t be a virgin on my 16th. I’ve got a safety fuck.’

by Rayhan_103 September 4, 2017