safety dough

the amount of money you comfortable with having when going for a night out or trip

got 300 bucks as my safety dough for the club tonight

by chco February 18, 2022

Seven separate sections of safety

There are seven separate sections of safety:
1. Have an escape plan
2. Have equipment for every circumstance

3. Watch for people throwing things at you
4. Watch for anything that can and probably will hurt you
5. Accidents are prohibited

6. Be careful beware of safety

7. Accept that you are probably in danger at any and every given moment

Remember the seven separate sections of safety.

by potvaliant cloud June 15, 2024

Safety Roll

The backup roll of toilet paper set on top of the toilet, just in case the primary roll of toilet paper is all used up. Often a staple in households with prepared and future-minded individuals.

I thought I was going to have to wipe with just 2 squares of toilet paper. Fortunately there was a safety roll.

by Dez872 February 28, 2011

Safety fart

When you have diarrhea, so you fart into the toilet because you're scared you might shit your pants.

Anthony had Mexican for lunch today, and now he has to keep getting up to safety fart in the restroom.

by Hobby-less May 21, 2017

Chinese safety glasses

The act of squinting your eyes to reduce potential injury instead of wearing proper eye protection.

"Before you cut that rebar you'd better put on some eye protection"

"I cant find mine, I'll just use my Chinese safety glasses, I'll be fine"

by Stone Boner September 3, 2018

Safety

A defensive black person who normally is positioned under the female during sexual interactions. This usually occurs when a black male has sexual interactions with an asian female, especially when the man gets her online for personal entertainment.

The man next door has Safety last night. It was horrific.

by ThisIsMemeCity360noscope21 December 13, 2017

safety fuck

Someone you agree to have sex with if you haven’t before the age of 16.

‘Dude, I won’t be a virgin on my 16th. I’ve got a safety fuck.’

by Rayhan_103 September 4, 2017