420 safe

your stash of weed is hidden here

"yo im gonna get my weed from the 420 safe"

by Gary1313 January 19, 2009

muslim safe

being in a bar-b-cue joint, a place that serves pork!! -one is not likely to get 'blowed-up' there!!

john felt pretty muslim safe in 'taste o' the south!!

by michael foolsley December 15, 2010

not safe for waffles

A topping that simply isn't safe for waffles.

"You can't put the universe on a waffle, Joe. It's not safe for waffles."

by thatonesexymotherfucker October 8, 2016

dolphin safe

a pair of fishnet tights worn by an obese person and stretched to capacity. the implication being that nothing(not even a dolphin) could be caught in a fishnet so stretched.

Did you see that girl in the fishnet tights?
Yeah. That girl was pretty fat, those nets look pretty dolphin safe.

by rutz April 24, 2008

cracking the safe

To twist a girls nipples as if you were trying to crack a safe

Tonight i am cracking the safe with jessica

by tom the tool November 12, 2006

roll safe

A threat meaning to "watch your back"

Person 1: "I think you're an idiot".

Person 2: (Feeling offended) "You better roll safe".

by M.C.Chaos December 4, 2015

Jim Joyce Safe

Something that is definitely not safe.

1. Guy 1: Dude, it'd be totally safe to jump my car over an opening drawbridge!
Guy 2: Uh, no, that'd be Jim Joyce Safe.

2. Cleveland's Jason Donald was Jim Joyce Safe at first base.

by randombufffffalo June 3, 2010