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frost pump

While engaged in sexual activity, stick your erected penile in a cup of ice:; while staying hard let penile become icy cold. Then pump ice penis inside desired hole(s).
by Bennifur August 30, 2019
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Shit Pump

A term used in the Canadian forces to describe a soldier who is utterly useless. Cannot do anything right. a.k.a A pumper of shit.
" God damn Private Knowles, you F*@#$%# shit pump"
Close your computer you Shit Pump
by Cpl Pump May 20, 2022
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Pole pumping

Mark's mum walked into his room and caught him pole pumping. She was initially horrified, but then started to enjoy the porn on the TV.
by Zonal K September 26, 2019
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Lil pump

Cancerous crack that only cares about money to buy the latest vibrator for his minor girlfriend.
Jack: that guy bought the latest vibrator of amazon. He is probably a lil pump
by epicgamer23 February 18, 2020
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Breast Pump

When you meet a woman for the first time and she has massive jugs but once she produces offspring her output is about one milliliter. You cry while watching the breast pump producing the same amount of milk as male ejaculate. This, of course, forces the man to spend immense amounts of money on formula.
Yo, I knocked this chick up with 36d’s thinking I wouldn’t have to spend money on formula. We tried the breast pump but with limited success.

Bro, that sucks. Should have made the baby with her mother. Heard she’s a real milk machine.
by Mike Panama April 30, 2022
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pump-an-iron

I'll meet yinz dahn da beer garden ta pump-an-iron.
by D-Web December 28, 2006
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Pump the pedal

To give moderate pressure consistently and repetitively to ensure stability / retain lost control while driving.
75. What is the first thing you should do if your brakes fail? Q&A Study Method

A.) Scream wildly
B.) Pump the pedal, use emergency brake, down shift.
C.) Throw the car in reverse
D.) Jump out of the car.

The Correct anser is "B"
by Caesar Tin-U June 20, 2008
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