The gradual, often unconscious shift in a work process, system, or organizational behavior away from its original purpose—usually due to routine, habit, or the illusion of progress. Common in corporate, bureaucratic, or tech settings where the system just keeps running… because that’s what it does.
“Why are we still sending daily update emails no one reads?”
“No clue. Classic case of process drift
“No clue. Classic case of process drift
by Richard A April 25, 2025
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The act of a college professor launching into a personal story mid lecture to help make academic content more relatable.
The act of a college professor launching into a personal story mid lecture to help make academic content more relatable.
Profestory; profestorying
The history instructor told a profestory about how much her first smartphone cost, then began profestorying about how her brother's PC disks were much larger than modern day thumb drives.
The history instructor told a profestory about how much her first smartphone cost, then began profestorying about how her brother's PC disks were much larger than modern day thumb drives.
by The History Prof December 29, 2025
Get the Profestory; profestorying mug.A technique of pulling out and then compressing air into a vagina/anus. It takes time and certain skills to perform this act. When done correctly, you can make a partner flatulate on command or perform a Minnesota Log Chute.
Dude, I cum-pressed her until it looked like she had a thirst ass cheek... then she blew, and that's why i got pink eye. Be careful, the cum-pressor is dangerous.
by JT-fo shizzy February 26, 2009
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Congratulations, I heard that you and your significant other are about to have a Spawned Process. Welcome to the wonderful world of becoming a parental unit.
by DAE51D October 3, 2011
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Continuous Process Improvement (CPI) is reducing the cost of doing business by improving workforce productivity/process cycle efficiency.
Continuous Process Improvement (CPI) maximizes the value of delivered products and services by ensuring customer satisfaction. Basic areas of consideration for improvement are quality of delivered products, focusing on cost, quality and performance.
Continuous Process Improvement (CPI) maximizes the value of delivered products and services by ensuring customer satisfaction. Basic areas of consideration for improvement are quality of delivered products, focusing on cost, quality and performance.
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"Hey are you guys done playing?"
"No we haven't even started yet"
"But its been 5 hours!?!"
"Were in the rm process"
"No we haven't even started yet"
"But its been 5 hours!?!"
"Were in the rm process"
by Zhall June 9, 2013
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