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porn pants

Pants that appear to be poured on, leaving absolutely nothing to the imagination.
He was moving like a wild tiger in his porn pants, with every muscle and organ flexing for all to watch.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 2, 2019
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bro porn

When two or more males satisfy their carnal desires together.
"Yo bro I got some SICK porn for us to jerk it to later"
"Oh hell yeah! Bro porn!"
by caboosesusty April 24, 2017
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Porn Matrix

Refers to the endless clicking of links in 'thumb galleries' and 'link aggregators' that never actually leads to content, but just to more screens of dead links, complemented by advertisements for pay-sites.
Don't visit that site -- you'll just get caught in the porn matrix.
by Spike May 13, 2005
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Fortnite porn

The favoured category of 11 year old incels when they log on to pornhub.
Kyle: Want to join me watching Fortnite Porn later?
Dave: No thanks, I don't want to die a virgin.
by Demi-Chief M December 13, 2018
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porn break

The five minutes you take every hour or so when working on the computer to watch porn videos or pics.
Boy, I've been writing this report for almost an hour.... I need my porn break.
by pishimisak February 7, 2010
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porn adventure

When you search for ages for that one perfect bit of porn saving various videos and pictures along the way, untill your satisfied. This inevitably leads to hours spend trawling through various sites on the internet.
"Don't disturb me, i'm going on a porn adventure!"
by G-Fest March 11, 2008
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revenge porn

a nude photograph or video which is publicly shared online (most frequently by an ex-lover of the subject's) for the purpose of spiteful humiliation and/or the lulz.

While revenge porn has existed as long as the intarwebz itself, in early 2011 a rapidly-growing website called is anyone up appeared, providing a prominent and heavily viewed destination for those who seek such vengeance (or simply wish to view the results, or fap to them). The key element of this site is that it not only offers a place for revenge porn, but also links to the subjects' Facebook pages, thus increasing the lulz and/or humiliation factor exponentially.

As modern culture becomes more deeply immersed in digital technology, and as desperately horny homo sapiens continue to send each other home made fap material, rapid growth of the revenge porn industry seems all but inevitable. Additionally, from a legal standpoint (at least at the time of this writing), revenge porn is also virtually *unstoppable*, due to a legal loophole protecting the owner of any such website from criminal prosecution (see Section 230 of the Communications Decency Act of 1996).

This author's advice to all users of social media who have any concern for the confidentiality of their n00dz is, either don't share your pics with anyone or prepare your anus.
Dude, is it true your crazy ex-fuckbuddy sent the cops to your house?

Yeah, that was some serious fucktardation...but there's always revenge porn.
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. December 5, 2011
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