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Corrupt Politician

A politician who doesn't play by the books, works with organised crime and steals tax money. The sort of people who are bringing a bad name to governments all over the world. Conspiracy theories link them with the illuminati but it's not a proven fact. To become a Corrupt Politician, a politician must have a criminal record and be found out to be doing illegal activities such as doing drugs, assault and other violent crimes or to be known to work with crime syndicates such as the mafia.
*Senator addressing crowd*
Senator: And as your local Senator I will do the things that need to be done

Crowd: *Cheers*

Senator: I'll make the borough more environmentally friendly by turning off the power at the orphanages, what will they do? Tell their parents? muhahahahaha

Tim: I think we need to vote for someone else

Walter: Yeah, this dude sounds like a corrupt politician
by Sieffy January 11, 2014
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pop-up political party

A political party that "pops-up" one day claiming to be revolutionary. When it comes to actual elections, the party often fails miserably and disbands quickly after. The Brexit Party, Change UK, Alba Party and ATWA are all examples.
Are you voting SNP or for Alex Salmond's pop-up political party?
by TheWickedBitchIsDead May 31, 2021
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politics

the practice of being a complete loser. Next to lawyers, politicians are the least liked people ever. Maybe this is because they are liars and really don't know what they're doing.
"Mom, if I ever become involved with politics, please shoot me before it's too late."
by Diego February 10, 2004
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Polytician

The political figure who makes promises during pre and post elections, but never follows through. An artificial public person. A bringer of high hopes and low results. Mass public Houdini of politics.
We again, have made the terrible mistake of electing a polytician to lead our nation.
by Intune2U November 25, 2011
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politics

A permanent flamewar. Includes edit wars on laws and bills, name calling, badmouthing other people, and other gratuitous foolishness.
LOL, Newt Gingrich is such a troll. Of course, he engages in politics.
by Ricky the Nudnik March 13, 2012
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politician

Someone with an IQ under 12
Person 1: Dude, that was such a dumbazz move he made

Person 2: Well, he's a politician, you can't blame him.
by BLABLABABLABLALBALBLALBLABLALB November 8, 2012
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Politics

A dick measuring contest between well-dressed chimps.
Politics (see: any campaign race) always winds up in the selection of what people hope is the least problematic leader.
by Ren Tsune October 18, 2012
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