A famous line from the sonic adventure 2 fandub about eggman dissing shadow he hedgehog for posting his nudes on twitter dot com
I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right. He took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my FUCKING wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!
by hey shitass October 29, 2020
The foul-smelling liquid found in the bottom of a dumpster and sloshing around the bottom or a garbage truck while compacting.
Guy 1: Look at that garbage truck emptying the dumpster, and all that dumpster piss pouring out all over the place.
Guy 2: Yeah, that's nasty, kind of a greenish brown color, and smells like crap.
Guy 1: Sure does smell horrid.
Guy 2: And now its leaking out of the back of the truck all over the road and the car behind it. Poor car; that smell will never go away.
Guy 2: Yeah, that's nasty, kind of a greenish brown color, and smells like crap.
Guy 1: Sure does smell horrid.
Guy 2: And now its leaking out of the back of the truck all over the road and the car behind it. Poor car; that smell will never go away.
by Your ugly next door neighbour August 02, 2010
When a chick squirts right in you face while she is in the doggystyle position and you are at the bottom.
Pauly: Yo, how was last night..
Pimp: Ohh man it was the shit.... I got doggy pissed in by this chick with a great rack.
Pauly: Sweet.
Pimp: Ohh man it was the shit.... I got doggy pissed in by this chick with a great rack.
Pauly: Sweet.
by itssharkweek!! April 28, 2011
Slang for 'Mojito', the popular cocktail which has a distinctive minty taste. Should one be opposed to such a taste, one may refer to Mojito as 'minty piss'.
by themintyone September 10, 2011
Absolutely obliterated from drinking it up all night. So drunk you have to take a piss every five minutes or so, right on the borderline of throwing up.
by ACG2x February 27, 2004
by aregee December 02, 2006
After drinking one or more coffees in a given day, your piss begins to smell like coffee. The more coffee consumed, the more pungent the smell.
Roommate 1: Who's brewing coffee?
Roommate 2: Nobody. I was up all night studying.
Roommate 1: That's one Colombian piss.
Roommate 2: Nobody. I was up all night studying.
Roommate 1: That's one Colombian piss.
by gary coleman009 October 01, 2009