4 definitions by hey shitass

tuba bosses consist of a musical piece, usually using a brass instrument, and a guy wearing a tuba as a costume. search up tuba knight on youtube to get a common idea.
Tuba bosses are cultural masterpieces
by hey shitass October 28, 2020
typickle:"hey shitass,wanna see me speedrun?''

*proceeds to speedrun to the End*

shitass:*flies into typicle with an elytra*
by hey shitass October 20, 2020
A famous line from the sonic adventure 2 fandub about eggman dissing shadow he hedgehog for posting his nudes on twitter dot com
I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right. He took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my FUCKING wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!
by hey shitass October 29, 2020
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
by hey shitass October 28, 2020